What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

People who put fuel into their car at a petrol station, go into pay, and decide that it is a perfectly appropriate time to do their big shop, should be put to death.

Ditto pensioners who drive their immaculate 25 year old Rover with 5000 miles on the clock to the supermarket to buy a packet of biscuits, a racist tabloid newspaper and three slices of tongue and then hold up an entire queue whilst talking to the cashier or struggling with an automated checkout on a Saturday morning when they have the entire week to run their errands.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Got it through the MOT and hack test by removing a seat. Roll on April for my new one

Can I use this trick if I have a dodgy tyre?

 

[Benfleet A1]

People sniffing constantly on trains, BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!!

Sure they all have colds? ?

 

[RobM]

The 8th letter of the alphabet. Aitch, not Haitch!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Finding out that certain pop stars/musicians you enjoy(ed) are actually ****ers (at best) and/or possible sex offenders (at worst).

 

[The Big Dady]

The Railway Hotel Update

https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/17427498.10k-fundraiser-for-railway-hotel-in-southend/

 

[RHB]

The Railway Hotel Update

https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/17427498.10k-fundraiser-for-railway-hotel-in-southend/

Why is this hacking you off BD?

 

[MK Shrimper]

The missus was out last night, and sent me an image of Tony Hart's sidekick Morph with the line 'now I know why Morph is coming back' as Morph had a very large plasticine valentine's love sausage stuck in place.

This morning, MK Jnr got ahold of my phone and I got the question "Daddy, what's this....."



Note to self, delete racy photos!

 

[The Big Dady]

Why is this hacking you off BD?

It has not, but earlier in this thread there were some members discussing that it was closed, so I posted this interesting development in here as an update.

 

[Napster]

Finding out that certain pop stars/musicians you enjoy(ed) are actually ****ers (at best) and/or possible sex offenders (at worst).

The list gets longer!

 

[MK Shrimper]

The list gets longer!

I know. They'll be noone left to listen to.

 

[RHB]

It has not, but earlier in this thread there were some members discussing that it was closed, so I posted this interesting development in here as an update.

Gotcha!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Knocked back for a job. Hey ho.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Knocked back for a job. Hey ho.

What could possibly be better than working for the railways (and having all the time you want to spend on SZ)?

 

[MK Shrimper]

What could possibly be better than working for the railways (and having all the time you want to spend on SZ)?

It was still in NR, albeit a slight promotion. I wasn't entirely confident but it's still a blow when you get the news.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Sat next to a smoker. Urgh.

 

[Southminster Shrimper]

Sat next to a smoker. Urgh.

I feel for you. Absolutely disgusting habit.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Knocked back for a job. Hey ho.

Me too but it was a speculative application and it turns out they already have a Pope.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Me too but it was a speculative application and it turns out they already have a Pope.

Pope Cyril. You'd get my vote.

Though they carry you in a bottomless chair with no undies on to make sure you're not a woman you know. Almost a #metoo moment.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Some **** has just skied into me and I suspect I have broken a rib or two.