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I don't think it's illegal to bury a cat in your back garden? I know what you mean about the cost though, having lost one fairly recently (though that wasn't having it put down as it got hit by a car).

Poor old Tio was clearly on the way out.Doubt if he would have lasted another night (or even the 3 hour trip back to SC from Cebazan).It wasn't just the cost of putting him down but also the cost of incineration.Remember saying to my wife that had I known what the cost would have been I would have been quite happy to bury him in the garden in Cebazan or SC.She was horrified at the idea. :Stunned:
 
Poor old Tio was clearly on the way out.Doubt if he would have lasted another night)or even the 3 hour trip back to SC from Cebazan).It wasn't just the cost of putting him down but also the cost of incineration.Remember saying to my wife that had I known what the cost would have been I would have been quite happy to bury him in the garden in Cebazan.She was horrified at the idea. :Stunned:

Mine was only 3. £125 I think for cremation and the ashes still sit in a plain box at home waiting to be buried.
 
Watching the women's world Cup and the ****ing England band have turned up.

Why can't they understand that everyone thinks they are a bunch of ****s.
 
There's some poor family up in Sunderland still getting over the shock this morning of taking a rare moment's peace to bury their beloved pet Smoky, when suddenly their crazed next door neighbour shrieks, leans out the window, and lobs a huge spider at them.

That's literally made me laugh out loud!:Smile:
 
There's some poor family up in Sunderland still getting over the shock this morning of taking a rare moment's peace to bury their beloved pet Smoky, when suddenly their crazed next door neighbour shrieks, leans out the window, and lobs a huge spider at them.

I've met a few Northerners and it wouldn't surprise me if they actually dialled 999 rather than deal with the spider themselves.
 
I've met a few Northerners and it wouldn't surprise me if they actually dialled 999 rather than deal with the spider themselves.

That's one extreme to the other marra. Normally people think we're rough as toast and hate the police etc.

I only really encounter police on match days and the further down south you get the better they seem to be with fans. I genuinly feel helped, safe, and not threatened by Met Police. They're always up for a chat and very understanding. Northumberland Plod I try to avoid, they're a set of arseholes in power.
 
That's one extreme to the other marra. Normally people think we're rough as toast and hate the police etc.

I only really encounter police on match days and the further down south you get the better they seem to be with fans. I genuinly feel helped, safe, and not threatened by Met Police. They're always up for a chat and very understanding. Northumberland Plod I try to avoid, they're a set of arseholes in power.

Ha! I can remember going to Newcastle in the Keegan era (back in the early 90's) when a WPC refused to let me out of the away end to catch the last (17.15) train back to Nottingham (where I was staying at my brother's (not Rob Noxious but the other one's gaff).Obviously I hadn't come up on the supporters coach like most of our fans in the (then) open away end. Eventually found a friendly copper who let me out "at my own risk."
 
Watching the women's world Cup and the ****ing England band have turned up.

Why can't they understand that everyone thinks they are a bunch of ****s.

Could not agree more. I get a headache after listening to the same droning boring songs over and over again. I wish they would get rid of them in both women and mens games.
 
Could not agree more. I get a headache after listening to the same droning boring songs over and over again. I wish they would get rid of them in both women and mens games.

But I just read that the women won 3-0 and played well.In my experience of watching England (men) live you start to notice that awful band playing when the team aren't doing so well.
 
Ha! I can remember going to Newcastle in the Keegan era (back in the early 90's) when a WPC refused to let me out of the away end to catch the last (17.15) train back to Nottingham (where I was staying at my brother's (not Rob Noxious but the other one's gaff).Obviously I hadn't come up on the supporters coach like most of our fans in the (then) open away end. Eventually found a friendly copper who let me out "at my own risk."

On the way back from Peterbrough this season there was Northumbria Police on our train. The carriage was full of SAFC fans bar one small Hen-Do (the bride had a mag top on) who must have been on their way back from London (I presume). Train sets off, everyones happy drunk despite the draw, a few loud talkers etc. Northumbria Police go up to each person and tell them to shut up or they'll stop the train and kick them off no matter where the train is. 'There's other people sharing this train with you who don't want to hear you be disruptive'. One of them made the mistake of telling someone 'not another word'. This sent the entire carriage off into humming 'woop woop is the sound of the police' including the hen party. Eventually, the songs started being sung, bar the swear words as we were threatened about them. 'F**k' was replaced with 'Heck' etc. The whole journey back was loud singing. The police were fuming. One lad got told off for getting up to go to the toilet, and another for having some crisps.

I understand that paragraph might be abit difficult to read due to it being all over, but in all honesty the journey back is abit difficult to remember.:Winking:

Normally as you know after a drunken away day, you tend to be loud and jeery on the way back but quickly turn into a deep sleep. Due to the arrogance of these coppers they didn't get any peace for the entire 3 hour journey.

Compare this with Met Police. Both times this season at Wembley I couldn't be more complimentary. Their 'stand-off unless needed' approach is brilliant. They give respect to the fans and rightfully earn their respect back. One that stands out to me was a copper in Trafalgar who was bouncing around with the fans during one of our songs while he was walking through the crowd. I spoke to one outside Wembley before the Play-Offs who says he loves managing football games because its not really a job, he just gets to talk to fans about football - it's very rare he's needed to stop violence etc.

There is always coppers at KX after games who always greet us with the usual "unlucky lads, safe journey home". You'd just get stared out and made to feel intimidated by the police up here. They fail to realise that not every football fan is a d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶e̶n̶ hooligan.
 
On the way back from Peterbrough this season there was Northumbria Police on our train. The carriage was full of SAFC fans bar one small Hen-Do (the bride had a mag top on) who must have been on their way back from London (I presume). Train sets off, everyones happy drunk despite the draw, a few loud talkers etc. Northumbria Police go up to each person and tell them to shut up or they'll stop the train and kick them off no matter where the train is. 'There's other people sharing this train with you who don't want to hear you be disruptive'. One of them made the mistake of telling someone 'not another word'. This sent the entire carriage off into humming 'woop woop is the sound of the police' including the hen party. Eventually, the songs started being sung, bar the swear words as we were threatened about them. 'F**k' was replaced with 'Heck' etc. The whole journey back was loud singing. The police were fuming. One lad got told off for getting up to go to the toilet, and another for having some crisps.

I understand that paragraph might be abit difficult to read due to it being all over, but in all honesty the journey back is abit difficult to remember.:Winking:

Normally as you know after a drunken away day, you tend to be loud and jeery on the way back but quickly turn into a deep sleep. Due to the arrogance of these coppers they didn't get any peace for the entire 3 hour journey.

Compare this with Met Police. Both times this season at Wembley I couldn't be more complimentary. Their 'stand-off unless needed' approach is brilliant. They give respect to the fans and rightfully earn their respect back. One that stands out to me was a copper in Trafalgar who was bouncing around with the fans during one of our songs while he was walking through the crowd. I spoke to one outside Wembley before the Play-Offs who says he loves managing football games because its not really a job, he just gets to talk to fans about football - it's very rare he's needed to stop violence etc.

There is always coppers at KX after games who always greet us with the usual "unlucky lads, safe journey home". You'd just get stared out and made to feel intimidated by the police up here. They fail to realise that not every football fan is a d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶e̶n̶ hooligan.

I got a frosty reception from Northumbria police for walking through town with my tattooed beer gut on display on a snowy December afternoon.

After hearing my Essex accent they visibly relaxed and couldn't have been nicer. The arresting sergeant is actually godfather to my eldest child.
 
On the way back from Peterbrough this season there was Northumbria Police on our train. The carriage was full of SAFC fans bar one small Hen-Do (the bride had a mag top on) who must have been on their way back from London (I presume). Train sets off, everyones happy drunk despite the draw, a few loud talkers etc. Northumbria Police go up to each person and tell them to shut up or they'll stop the train and kick them off no matter where the train is. 'There's other people sharing this train with you who don't want to hear you be disruptive'. One of them made the mistake of telling someone 'not another word'. This sent the entire carriage off into humming 'woop woop is the sound of the police' including the hen party. Eventually, the songs started being sung, bar the swear words as we were threatened about them. 'F**k' was replaced with 'Heck' etc. The whole journey back was loud singing. The police were fuming. One lad got told off for getting up to go to the toilet, and another for having some crisps.

I understand that paragraph might be abit difficult to read due to it being all over, but in all honesty the journey back is abit difficult to remember.:Winking:

Normally as you know after a drunken away day, you tend to be loud and jeery on the way back but quickly turn into a deep sleep. Due to the arrogance of these coppers they didn't get any peace for the entire 3 hour journey.

Compare this with Met Police. Both times this season at Wembley I couldn't be more complimentary. Their 'stand-off unless needed' approach is brilliant. They give respect to the fans and rightfully earn their respect back. One that stands out to me was a copper in Trafalgar who was bouncing around with the fans during one of our songs while he was walking through the crowd. I spoke to one outside Wembley before the Play-Offs who says he loves managing football games because its not really a job, he just gets to talk to fans about football - it's very rare he's needed to stop violence etc.

There is always coppers at KX after games who always greet us with the usual "unlucky lads, safe journey home". You'd just get stared out and made to feel intimidated by the police up here. They fail to realise that not every football fan is a d̶r̶u̶n̶k̶e̶n̶ hooligan.
Northumberland plod sound like West Midlands plod. They used to be complete arseholes as well.
 
Back in them days when away fans were frisked before entering a ground, post match up at Mansfield (of all places) we were given a police escort to drive out of town after revealing we’d intended a night out on the town following another woeful away display. Police and fun rarely mix,
 
Back in them days when away fans were frisked before entering a ground, post match up at Mansfield (of all places) we were given a police escort to drive out of town after revealing we’d intended a night out on the town following another woeful away display. Police and fun rarely mix,

That's ridiculous. If police expect trouble and act like that it's more likely to cause trouble.

Speaking of friskings: This season at Blackpool we took 10,000 and they only had 4 turnstiles open for away fans. Absolute nightmare. Each fan was being frisked to add to the chew. 1-0 to the lads though, so happy days.
 
You may be pleased to know @Lost Mackem that Sunderland at the Hall was the only game all season were Plod were on active duty inside the ground. We obviously have spotters at each game but no direct intervention. It's probably because it costs Ron way too much dosh to have them there at other games.
 
You may be pleased to know @Lost Mackem that Sunderland at the Hall was the only game all season were Plod were on active duty inside the ground. We obviously have spotters at each game but no direct intervention. It's probably because it costs Ron way too much dosh to have them there at other games.

And as it turned out, not neaded. I encounted about 20 or so Sunderland chaps on the train and they were good as gold. At Leigh, a couple wandered over and ask me where all the pubs were and again, no problem at all. As far as I'm aware, there was absoloutely no bother anywhere and Sunderland fans were a credit to both themselves and their club.

I had some grief with a few of them years ago at Kings Cross but that was then. Things have obviously changed and the ones I have crossed paths with since seem like a good bunch of lads. I think it caught the law out at just how well behaved they were.

Fair play to them.
 
I am at my wit's end at the media warning us about the hot weather coming up. 2 days of decent temperatures and we are all doomed!! Why can't they just let everyone enjoy it. Jeez.
 
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