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What special powers do you posses.

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Mad Cyril

Mad Cyril

The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
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I have an uncanny knack of almost always selecting the correct sized Allen Key or socket by sight when performing various maintenance tasks.

Can anyone beat that?
 
Without trying, I just know by instinct when a timer is about to go off in the kitchen.

The amount of times I've got up and walk into the kitchen out of anticipation of a 20/40/50 min timer being about to go off, and then the timer does go off literally as I enter the room, it's freaky!
 
I'm possibly the best in the world at throwing things (ie, screwed up paper) into other things (rubbish bins).
 
Without fail, when fast forwarding on Sky+ at x30, I can hit play and re-start the program after the Ad break at the exact time and without going too far and missing any of the program.
 
I'm especially good at clicking on the Post Quick Reply button on SZ before I've actually finished typing what I
 
The special power of causing anyone in a queue in front of me to suddenly develop a problem. That's why you will always see me with a camping stove and a selection of good books as I enter supermarkets and post offices.:sad:
 
I have the ability to get the biggest and loudest drunk in my taxi every Saturday night.
 
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