Question Where are the players going on holiday.

[DTS]

Anyone got any ideas where the current crop of Blues stars are off on there holidays.

I expect JFC and Laurent will be back to France.

Clarkey revealed that will be getting his flat cap out and start bashing his wife up in anticipation of a week up north.He cant go too far a field as he has got a "Little un" according to his interview on Radio Essex. Not sure why having a small penis stops you going abroad but there you go.

Alex Revell is off on honeymoon somewhere. Dont suppose it matters where as he is unlikely to leave the hotel room - Altough I do hope he can hit the spot with his Mrs more than he does for the Blues.

Finally Franky Banks is taking Jonny Herd and Stuart O Keefe to get "some experience" at Headonism apparantly.

Anyone else know of the players holiday plans?

 

[manor15]

I think this is called stalking

So in that case OBL should know where Macca is going

 

[TrueBlue]

Barrett will be following a pre selected Southend Fan on their holiday so he can stalk them and talk to them being the nice guy he is

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Moussa will be in Canada visiting family.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Jeff is back home in France and yes, Sam, Macca is back home in Dublin.

 

[TrueBlue]

Jeff is back home in France and yes, Sam, Macca is back home in Dublin.

Do the players really like you staking them?

you can stalk me if you like! come watch me at tossing time and join in!

 

[Gremlin]

Moussa will be in Canada visiting family.

Really? I heard Frankie goes to Hollywood.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Do the players really like you staking them?

you can stalk me if you like! come watch me at tossing time and join in!

Not stalking, that's from their FB status updates. Public knowledge.

 

[TrueBlue]

Not stalking, that's from their FB status updates. Public knowledge.

and the 2nd part of my question?

 

[Davros]

Macca is off to the moon to collect some of his wild shots from earlier in the season!

 

[OldBlueLady]

and the 2nd part of my question?

Ignored, young man!

 

[Davros]

meanwhile Lee Barnard will spend the summer wrapped in cotton wool to stop him from being injured. However, at the start of the season, he will appear with a nasty rash, having found himself actually allergic to cotton wool, and will therefore miss the first 2 months of the season

 

[Davros]

Anthony Grant will meanwhile be spending the summer in Miami, lazing back, with his homies, once again reprising his roll as Snoop Doggy Dogs stunt double

 

[NZamba Legend]

Johnny Herd is going on a geography field trip to Snowdonia

 

[Davros]

Ian Joyce will be spending his Summer somewhere nice and humid, to get his perm nice and tight for the cold British winter

 

[TrueBlue]

Ignored, young man!

You would love it

 

[callan]

Kevin Betsy is off on a two week camping trip to Somerset, my sources inform me that he is particularly looking forward to exploring Wookey hole.

 

[Davros]

this is maybe an ex shrimper point, but Nicky Bailey will once again be spending his summer in hell, trying to sell his soul to the devil, after last year flogging his concience to Belzebub.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Alan McCormack is off for a week's pottery course in Ireland.
Simon Francis had to cancel his holiday after turning up to the airport without his passport.
Dougie Freedman is taking a coach trip tour of Scotland with Saga.

 

[Davros]

Dougie Freedman is off back to Scotland for the Highland games. He will only take part in roughly a third of the schedueled events he is penciled in for, but the experiance he will bring to the party cannot be over-looked...