Which footballer are you?

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Which footy player are you?

I'm Gabriel Batistuta:

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best

 

[Barmy Army]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

 

[footymad13]

David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up

 

[SUFC_Spike]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

 

[The General]

You are
Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.

The irony ...

Kev

 

[Guest]

You Are...

Muffin The Mule.

Mum..tell them lot they're picking on me

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I'm Rivaldo.

You are a stroppy b@stard, but you love the seaside and specifically Southend United.

See! See! Oi Scriv, tell Tilly to sign him. I told you so...

 

[Andy_S]

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

 

[ShrimperJim]

You are
Paolo Montero

You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.

 

[Birri]

You are
Paolo Montero

You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.

 

[palexander]

You are
Leon Constantine

Playing well above your limited capabilities. You are only interested in money and have no loyal ties to any one club. You will slip into non-league football un-noticed and think what could have been.

 

[Barmy Army]

 

[Birri]

Quote[/b] (pboreham @ June 22 2004,21:20)]You are
Leon Constantine

Playing well above your limited capabilities. You are only interested in money and have no loyal ties to any one club. You will slip into non-league football un-noticed and think what could have been.

could that not also be Carl Hutchings & bazza belgrave ?

 

[southend_utd_fan]

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.

 

[blues_r_best]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

 

[southend4ever]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

 

[overseas shrimper]

David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.

 

[Leeboy]

Batistuta for me

 

[TrueBlue]

You are
Roy Keane

You're fit, you're strong and you're out of control. You're happy to pile in with fists, boots, head etc. with devastating results. Refs think you're clinically insane. As does Mick McCarthy. And they're probably right.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.