Question Who is the naughty Premier League Footballer...

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That's been going 20 toes / heels to Jebus with Imogen Thomas? Naturally, you won't be able to post it on here, but feel free to PM me. I've heard a couple of names mentioned, but I wonder if anyone on here is actually ITK...

 

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I'd like to add now though, that rumours that the player is Dan Armstrong, currently on loan from West Ham to ShrimperZone FC, are completely malicious, and untrue.

 

[southend4ever]

PM SENT to you sir.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

That's been going 20 toes / heels to Jebus with Imogen Thomas? Naturally, you won't be able to post it on here, but feel free to PM me. I've heard a couple of names mentioned, but I wonder if anyone on here is actually ITK...

No idea, but can imagine plenty of Premier players are having their fill of women, and cheating on their partner. Some will get caught out, but most will get away with it.

 

[EastStandBlue]

You're a bit keen to know, aren't you?

 

[Smiffy]

My money is on a Welshman.

 

[TrueBlue]

Gareth Bale

 

[ian_the_girth]

Am i allowed to name him? I know who it is.

 

[Pubey]

If it ever came out he'd tear you apart

 

[Smiffy]

yr cyfrwys hen arian llwynog

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Lucky ******* whoever he is, shes got a cracking pair of jubblies.

 

[choggy]

If it ever came out he'd tear you apart

Did the Mancs or the Lilywhites tell you that?

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Don;t know how he keeps playing at his age let alone have enough energy to nail some young sort as well !

 

[Pubey]

Don;t know how he keeps playing at his age let alone have enough energy to nail some young sort as well !

His XXX fitness video reveals all

 

[Pubey]

Lucky ******* whoever he is, shes got a cracking pair of jubblies.

indeed

 

[Napster]

Damon Searle?

 

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Did the Mancs or the Lilywhites tell you that?

I think you've got the same two names as I. If so, I'm going with the younger of the two.

 

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Damon Searle?

I read that the player's agent was said to be shocked when they found out. Seeing as last time I knew, Searle was represented by his Mrs, this could have legs.*



*or not...

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

indeed

Oh lordy i appear to have spilt semen all over my keybyuajsrmdhvglr

 

[Pubey]