Who REALLY is Wiggy?

[Interpol Shrimper]

A much respected SZ colleague of mine told me of this theory they had come up with at the end of season BBQ and seeing as "she" is back with a vengeance over the past few days, I think it's time to bring this question to the public vote, so I put it to you, "Who REALLY is Wiggy?"

Basically, the theory goes like this. The infamous poster known as Wiggy is not a genuine season ticket holder and (I use the term loosely) "supporter" of Southend United FC and has been created solely for the purpose of whipping the good honest posters of ShrimperZone up into a frenzy whenever something slightly negative happens.

So, it's simple vote on who you think Wiggy really is and if you care to elaborate on your choice, let us know why. Vote will be public.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Lol, where's the "other" option. Those ticket office staff can't be THAT busy, shurely?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I am obviously going to remain impartial by not voting.

Also - apologies in advance to the 6 regular posters who I've listed above, I'm sure as they all know me, this is only meant as a joke and nothing sinister!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Lol, where's the "other" option. Those ticket office staff can't be THAT busy, shurely?

Careful or you will start a thread diversion about how certain people on here are a bunch of morons!

Although, if a kind mod, cares to add an "Other" option to the poll, that would be cool! ;)

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

I think it's YB's alter ego. I've never seen 2 people have such differing opinions.

Or it's a bitter and twisted, "Passionless Eyes" Steve Wignall

 

[Pubey]

I think it's MtS.. as both posters seem to come and go on SZ but are usually around together

 

[MK Shrimper]

I vote Cricko as he's generally so nice and friendly, Wiggy must be his alter ego to blow the occasional gasket and let off some steam.

Besides, he's got a penchant for cross dressing or so I'm told.... :whistling:

 

[Yer Blues]

i think its daryl

 

[SUFCLiam]

All of them lol :)

 

[Andy_S]

I reckon it's Dave the Kitman.

Vendetta against the club due to is poorly handled removing and Darryl probably tipped better than the others when his kit was washed.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Hmm, i see this leading to a Spartacus type scene at Roots Hall next time out....

 

[leeblue]

helen Mirren

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm voting CS J.

CS J is the master of multiple IDs plus the infamous black box over his eyes means that nobody really knows who he is.

Obviously I will be consulting my learned friends over the libellous suggestion that it could be me, made by the Ipswich supporting Jock who started this thread.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Obviously I will be consulting my learned friends over the libellous suggestion that it could be me, made by the Ipswich supporting Jock who started this thread.

And with that statement you will find yourself back in a libel hearing if you take your threat any further!!! :D

 

[Benji91]

I think its McScriven - obviously his role in the club means he is restricted in his freedom of speech, but his alter ego of Wiggles means he can speak as he so wishes

 

[Sean 2]

Most definetly TTK.

Why have all that negative stuff under one name?
Better to have someone else agreeing with you,makes it sound like everyone agrees with what you're saying,y'know,power in numbers and all that.

When things go wrong,TTK arrives and often followed closely by Wigger.Maybe it's his missus!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Most definetly TTK.

Why have all that negative stuff under one name?
Better to have someone else agreeing with you,makes it sound like everyone agrees with what you're saying,y'know,power in numbers and all that.

When things go wrong,TTK arrives and often followed closely by Wigger.Maybe it's his missus!

What a depressing household that must be!

 

[Moridin]

Obviously a 'Wiggy, Wiggy give us a wave' chant needs to be ringing round Roots Hall next season every time something goes a little awry......

:darkcloud:

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Obviously I will be consulting my learned friends

I didn't think you had any friends :)

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Where's the pain in the **** option?