Who would the Mrs leave you for?

[C C Csiders]

Bloody charming! My wife told me last night that she would be off like a shot with Sean Bean, Alan Shearer and Matthew Hoggard given the chance. And to think I've had to pi$$ off Nicole Kidman, the Russian bird out of Strictly Come Dancing and Agnetha Faltskog to stay with her.

Who would your Mrs/Girlfriend/Man (I'm nothing if not inclusive) leave you for given the opportunity

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Patrick Swayze, of course. Don't all birds want to run away with him (a Swayze c. mid-1980s model, at any rate...)?!

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Mrs BB wouldn't leave me !!

However she also has a soft spot for Hoggy ;)

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Mrs Stokes has admitted she'd leave me for Angelina Jolie. I cannot blame her in the slightest, as I would leave me for Jolie too.

 

[Stats]

Jude Law - Any time he comes on the box its not worth being in the room, which suits me down to the ground as I can get some peace and quiet in the other room either surfing the net or practicing my arrows (that damn double 1!!)

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Jude Law - Any time he comes on the box its not worth being in the room, which suits me down to the ground as I can get some peace and quiet in the other room either surfing the net or practicing my arrows (that damn double 1!!)

I had a game of pool with him in a my old local once. He brought Sienna with him, and I do believe I can safely say that I would.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ian Wright, bloke from Prison Break (Dominic someone?), and bizzarely, Alan Hansen.

 

[C C Csiders]

I had a game of pool with him in a my old local once. He brought Sienna with him, and I do believe I can safely say that I would.

It's not entirely clear from your post who you would. Is there something you need to tell us J_S?

 

[Cricko2]

Johnney Depp... Not that he would look at her. Mind you he has probally seen something similar in Pirates of the Caribean im sure. Im working out how much I need to pay.:(

 

[South Bank Hank]

(Have to say I'm astounded by the Hoggard suggestions - you boys must be minging!!)

:eek: ;)

Having said that, Mrs Hank's preferences do seem to be a little random with Bruce Willis (or Brucey as he's known in our house), Kiefer "Jack" Sutherland and some fella pushing some chick on a swing in some perfume advert.

And I know this all because I happened to mention my interest in a week with the Kidman sisters...

:(

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

My Mrs would probably be off into the sunset with Flavs, and for some reason defintely Danny McNamara from Embrace..........

She can have Darryl if his Mrs is up for swapping too :p

Oh & I just remembered she's got something for Anthony La Paglia out of Without A Trace too!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I had a game of pool with him in a my old local once. He brought Sienna with him, and I do believe I can safely say that I would.

You would with Jude, presumably - since Sienna is completely un-ginger...

:finger:

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

It's not entirely clear from your post who you would. Is there something you need to tell us J_S?

Put him in a dress and he'd be prettier than the missus. That said, given a choice Sienna would be the object of my affections.

 

[Slipperduke]

Apparently, she'd leave me for some bloke called Peter Sarsgaard, but I have no idea who that it is.

Could be worse though, I know for a fact that she used to have a crush on Michael Aspel...

 

[C C Csiders]

Could be worse though, I know for a fact that she used to have a crush on Michael Aspel...

Mind you my wifes best friend fancies Gary Neville and Michael Parkinson.:eek:

 

[GNH]

Apparently Mrs GNH would disappear with Paddy McGuiness given half a chance, she also has a soft spot for Mathew Hoggard, this re-occurance is very strange if you ask me!

 

[C C Csiders]

Apparently Mrs GNH would disappear with Paddy McGuiness given half a chance, she also has a soft spot for Mathew Hoggard, this re-occurance is very strange if you ask me!

I'd like to keep a track on Mr Hoggard's whereabouts if he travels down to play for Yorkshire against Essex this coming season.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Matthew Settle apparently. He played Spiers in 'Band of Brothers'. But that's only if Kylie waltzed in and whisked me away ...

 

[MK Shrimper]

Apparently, she'd leave me for some bloke called Peter Sarsgaard, but I have no idea who that it is.

Could be worse though, I know for a fact that she used to have a crush on Michael Aspel...

Peter Sarsgaard, actor...

 

[Cricko2]

Matthew Settle apparently. He played Spiers in 'Band of Brothers'. But that's only if Kylie waltzed in and whisked me away ...

I would not be holding your breath if I was you mate.:o