Who would you rather have on your bouncy castle?

[southend4ever]

So, who would you rather spend time with on your bouncy castle?
And why?

Katie Price

Alicia Douvall

Both well known over the globe for their assets. But who would you prefer on your bouncy castle or maybe i should ask who would you prefer to bounce on your castle?

 

[MK Shrimper]

That's a really rank pic of Ms Douvall.

This isn't...

 

[Slipperduke]

Could I exchange them both for someone with tits that don't feel like two motorcycle helmets in a sack?

Might I suggest this wonderful young lady?



EDIT - Ok, I've buggered up the picture. I'd like you all to close your eyes and imagine that nice Keeley girl who used to be in The Sun a lot. Ready?

Go!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Could I exchange them both for someone with tits that don't feel like two motorcycle helmets in a sack?

Might I suggest this wonderful young lady?



EDIT - Ok, I've buggered up the picture. I'd like you all to close your eyes and imagine that nice Keeley girl who used to be in The Sun a lot. Ready?

Go!

As it's your birthday...

 

[Cricko]

As it's your birthday...

Had her and she never did the washing up the next day.

 

[southend4ever]

i know there are much fitter birds out there with crackings wheels but i just wondered who you would rather have on your bouncy castle out of these two.

 

[Pubey]

neither, and i genuinely mean that. I could have more fun having a **** down a corridor.

 

[MK Shrimper]

neither, and i genuinely mean that. I could have more fun having a **** down a corridor.

Pubey OUT of the closet.

About time mate!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

That's a really rank pic of Ms Douvall.

This isn't...

Really?

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in that photo she looks like if she was a football club she'd be MK Dons.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Really?

I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but in that photo she looks like if she was a football club she'd be MK Dons.

Well, I've no idea who she is and she's really not my type........so nah...

 

[chadded]

Well, I've no idea who she is and she's really not my type........so nah...

In true Champ Kind style...

'You sound like a gay.'

 

[GBJ]

In true Champ Kind style...

'You sound like a gay.'

Whammy!!!!

 

[seany t]

I'm with Slip on this one...

I also vaguely fell in love with Lucy Pinder for about an 8 day period last year. So she'd be waiting on the sidelines.

I reckon smaller boobs would look better on a bouncy castle though than huge ones?

 

[chadded]

I'm with Slip on this one...

I also vaguely fell in love with Lucy Pinder for about an 8 day period last year. So she'd be waiting on the sidelines.

I reckon smaller boobs would look better on a bouncy castle though than huge ones?

Lucy Pinder is my future wife.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Can I have someone with real thrups instead? I vote Christina Hendricks.

 

[seany t]

Can I have someone with real thrups instead? I vote Christina Hendricks.

I bought Mad Men on DVD this weekend. I look forward to seeing more of this...

 

[southend4ever]

Can I have someone with real thrups instead? I vote Christina Hendricks.

She is ginger...NO!

 

[chadded]

She is ginger...NO!

What he said.

As much as I'd love to bang her, the risk of disabled (ginger) kids is too much.

 

[Slipperduke]

Oh. My. God.

Who is she? She's amazing. She's absolutely amazing. I'd send a thousand ships over the oceans to fight a war for her. I'd tear the stars out of the night sky and forge them into eternity ring if she'd just let me sneak a look at her mimsy.

And seriously, gentlemen. Who gives a flying fudge what colour her hair is! Look at them. For the love of all that is holy, just look at them!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Oh. My. God.

Who is she? She's amazing. She's absolutely amazing. I'd send a thousand ships over the oceans to fight a war for her. I'd tear the stars out of the night sky and forge them into eternity ring if she'd just let me sneak a look at her mimsy.

And seriously, gentlemen. Who gives a flying fudge what colour her hair is! Look at them. For the love of all that is holy, just look at them!

I know, some of you guys are unbelievable!