Benfleet A1
Hector Of The House
It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is,
Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse navy, Golden Delicious, lack of personal hygiene, William the Conqueror, Trust, Charles De Gaulle, Peugeot, boules, snails(the eating of) Gendarmes, The Eiffel Tower, berets, they sank Rainbow Warrior, 35% of them are registered Communists, they keep banning our beef, they like Jerry Lewis, poodles, the women shave less than the men, Citroen, Charles De Gaulle, they cheat in referendum's, foie gras, they allow their dogs to poo everywhere and won't clear it up, they are rude (Paris Syndrome is considered a medical term for what visitors suffer for the ignorance of the locals) their ice skating judges are corrupt and did I mention Charles De Gaulle.
So there you have it, I think you will agree perfectly just reasons for hating the French.
Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse navy, Golden Delicious, lack of personal hygiene, William the Conqueror, Trust, Charles De Gaulle, Peugeot, boules, snails(the eating of) Gendarmes, The Eiffel Tower, berets, they sank Rainbow Warrior, 35% of them are registered Communists, they keep banning our beef, they like Jerry Lewis, poodles, the women shave less than the men, Citroen, Charles De Gaulle, they cheat in referendum's, foie gras, they allow their dogs to poo everywhere and won't clear it up, they are rude (Paris Syndrome is considered a medical term for what visitors suffer for the ignorance of the locals) their ice skating judges are corrupt and did I mention Charles De Gaulle.
So there you have it, I think you will agree perfectly just reasons for hating the French.