Wil You Please Make A Donation?

[Harold Bishop Killer]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.​

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O'Donnell, JesseJackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they aregoing to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, takingup a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'












'About a gallon.'

 

[londonblue]

:tumbleweed:

Blimey that's old...

 

[canveyshrimper]

First time I've heard that one.


































































Today.

 

[Hector of the House]

Made me smile.

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

Sorry other side of the world. bit behind the times. Leona Lewis bleeding love was only just released a few weeks back! In my world southend just beat Newcatle 4-0!