Worst club shop item.

[TrueBlue]

Don't let TrueBlue hear you say that.

Barry The Duck is a legend ask cockles

 

[Onion_Bag_Dave]

Barry The Duck is a legend ask cockles

The bloke that you managed to persuade to swap the cuddly toy for Barry the duck must be very upset!

 

[DTS]

I once brought a massive Southend mug. First time I used it the handle snapped off pouring volcanic hot tea all over my penis. I took it back to the shop and sone thicko bloke asked me what liquid I had put in there as it's only designed for tea and coffee.

I said it was Horlicks and he refused me a refund. Now I could be wrong here as I'm no Steven Hawkins but don't all liquids weight the same.

I ended up having my penis amputated. As I was on the donor organs list my charred penis was used to give new penis's to four other unlucky men so it's not all bad news.

 

[Dave of the Match]

I once brought a massive Southend mug. First time I used it the handle snapped off pouring volcanic hot tea all over my penis. I took it back to the shop and sone thicko bloke asked me what liquid I had put in there as it's only designed for tea and coffee.

I said it was Horlicks and he refused me a refund. Now I could be wrong here as I'm no Steven Hawkins but don't all liquids weight the same.

I ended up having my penis amputated. As I was on the donor organs list my charred penis was used to give new penis's to four other unlucky men so it's not all bad news.

Nope, they dont!

And also, I believe the slippers are in fact the worst thing in the club shop.

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Do they still do the Sammy the Shrimp and Elvis J Eel toys?

 

[mfurok]

The Carl Emberson condoms - although at least they guaranteed that you didn't catch anything.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

The Carl Emberson condoms - although at least they guaranteed that you didn't catch anything.

Blimey,you're popping up all over the place these days.Who knows we might even see you you in the pub one day!:cheers:

 

[The Big Dady]

2010 Calender now hanging in my office and another one in the kitchen.

September having to look at a pic of Lee Barnard.

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January - Dougie Freedman
Feburary - Alan McCormack
March - Francis Laurent
April - Simon Francis
May - Steven Mildenhall
June - Jonny Herd :thumbsup:
July - Jean-Francois Christophe
August - Anthony Grant :thumbsup:

October - Franck Moussa
November - Adam Barrett

and finally

December - Steve Tilson

Two out of twelve, well done SUFC. :thumbdown:

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

2010 Calender now hanging in my office and another one in the kitchen.

September having to look at a pic of Lee Barnard.

+

January - Dougie Freedman
Feburary - Alan McCormack
March - Francis Laurent
April - Simon Francis
May - Steven Mildenhall
June - Jonny Herd :thumbsup:
July - Jean-Francois Christophe
August - Anthony Grant :thumbsup:

October - Franck Moussa
November - Adam Barrett

and finally

December - Steve Tilson

Two out of twelve, well done SUFC. :thumbdown:

Says it all really.We have so much to thank the Chairman for.:nope:

 

[Yellow Army]

http://www.justsport-shop.com/cgi-b...pt_id=06&sub_dept_id=05&product_id=GN0MEF-000

This item has to be ... absolute CLASS! Think my Col Ewe supporting 'friend' at work will be in need of one of these for Christmas!

 

[jamesmut2000]

http://www.justsport-shop.com/cgi-b...pt_id=06&sub_dept_id=05&product_id=GN0MEF-000

This item has to be ... absolute CLASS! Think my Col Ewe supporting 'friend' at work will be in need of one of these for Christmas!

I wouldn't waste £17 on a col ewe supporter. yes thats right £17 for a ****ing gnome!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

i want a gnome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahah

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

I actually want one of those gnomes! Be quite suitable for a door stop..

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

I want one for the garden too.

Not sure why they modelled it on Cricko though... :cricko:

 

[OldBlueLady]

http://www.justsport-shop.com/cgi-b...pt_id=06&sub_dept_id=05&product_id=GN0MEF-000

This item has to be ... absolute CLASS! Think my Col Ewe supporting 'friend' at work will be in need of one of these for Christmas!

Saw these in there on Saturday, they are brilliant!

 

[dashman]

P.S. The worst thing I ever got from the Club Shop wasn't sold there...[/QUOTE]

Should you go for the rubber duck then?!

 

[The Late One]

http://www.justsport-shop.com/cgi-b...pt_id=06&sub_dept_id=05&product_id=GN0MEF-000

This item has to be ... absolute CLASS! Think my Col Ewe supporting 'friend' at work will be in need of one of these for Christmas!

Darryl looks different with a beard