Worst moments as Shrimpers

[Stuart W]

****ting myself at orient when we scored, having to leave, then needing a **** again at Leyton tube station, and having to go at the end of the platform when the platform was empty
(throw my pants into the home end (when we used to be in the open terrace)
Coming out of West brom when angel equalised in the last minute, and what seemed like every shrimper (all 300 of us) being knocked left right and centre by West Brom, then being ironed out by West Midland Old Bill. As a young kid needing a **** in the old west bank toilets, and going, then seeing there wasn't any loo role, and a bloke walked in (as there was hardly a door, far less a lock, then having to wipe my arse on my £5 pocket money that my mum had given me..

getting relegated out of the football league last season tops it all all all.. I am know numb.. scores and losses don't even effect me now, I know deep down we will never get back into the league again

Have you considered seeking medical advice regarding your IBS ?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Every time Wiggy posts

 

[davewebbsbrain]

One that’s always stuck in my mind is the LDV final at the millennium against Wrexham. After our previous heartache I swear everything was set up for us to win it.

The realisation that we weren’t going to when Ben Foster saved everything and Juan Ugarte scored in extra time was heartbreaking!

The only time these words have ever been posted anywhere in his career

 

[Mad Cyril]

My son started crying the first time I put him in a Southend shirt.

 

[slapheadsteve]

Sitting in my seat in the South Upper.
A certain person who will remain nameless.
Shouting during a game, but it made his false teeth come out and drop
into the lap of a horrified child sitting in the South Lower.
That person running down to the South Lower.
Grabbing his false teeth from the child's lap then running back up the stairs.
The look of horror on that child's face.

 

[Strike Force]

The only time these words have ever been posted anywhere in his career

Huh? Man of the match in the 2011 League Cup Final, hundreds of Premier League appearances, 12 caps for England. Are you thinking of the right guy?

 

[Shrimper]

Morecambe 2015

Very quiet coach back

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

Have you considered seeking medical advice regarding your IBS ?

I was waiting for it

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Huh? Man of the match in the 2011 League Cup Final, hundreds of Premier League appearances, 12 caps for England. Are you thinking of the right guy?

Yes im thinking of the right guy. Always prone to blunders. Never rated him

 

[Holy Joe]

Right now. I'm watching AS Rawreth reserves v Epping forest reserves. Epping forest have the same away kit as us

 

[The Dirty One]

Seeing today's team sheet

 

[Chalkwell Shrimper]

Now

 

[Strykr]

This thread should be a sticky as it needs updating every week.

 

[Rayleigh boy]

umm ... another contender today

 

[delr]

now standing in the away end at Torquay ?

 

[40yearsafan]

After 53 years, Torquay 1 Southend 0.

 

[LBBlue]

Will come in the next two/three weeks when we fall into the relegation zone.

 

[pottster]

Every week seems to be the worst.

 

[Mr Browns Ghost]

Absolutely none , however how can a club enter a season without a coach when it so badly looks like it need a coaching ..

 

[greyerfox]

Currently every day seems to fit the bill !
We are sleep walking to Conference South. Ron, you know what you must do. Now do it!