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Worst Southend Haircuts XI.

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I reckon this motely crew will win.

Gk - Mel Capelton         (Demolition Man era)
RB - Mark Home            (A Beavis from Beavis and Butthead)
LB - Christian Hyslop      (Floppy girls haircut)
CB - Dave Morely          (Pudding Bowl Cut)
CB - Mike Lapper           (American Marine style)
RW -Mark Beard            (Had pubic hair but on top of his head?)
LW - Shame Wardely      (Ginger Afro)
CM - Derek Payne          (Quiffy Boufont)
CM - Russell Williamson    (Curtain Cut)
CF- Jason Lee                (No explanation needed)
CF- Ian Benjamin            (Looked like one of the drifters)

Can anyone do any worse that this mob. Had to cheat a bit on positions - I do know Beard and Wardely were more full backs.
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Surely Gridelet's preened bouffant-style barnet must make the side... Equally, I'm sure that Belgrave had a stupid plaitted affair at some point, which is worth a mention.

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Matt
 
Any player who played for us in the 1980's....the decade where haircuts went to die...... however, the recent re-invention of the mullet is NOT A GOOD THING.
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Angell Delight @ Sep. 11 2006,12:20)]Crowny's mullet was legendary......
Shane Westley & Danny O'Shea were two more. The more Westley did to it the more he looked like Fatima Whitbread.
 
kevin maher with his' poor attempt at an elvis doo..
 
Leo Roget's barnet from the 95/96 season

Looked like he had a very small mop on his head

Also Adam Barrett's poor mans Duncan Goodhew deserves a mention
 
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Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 11 2006,11:08)]CF- Ian Benjamin            (Looked like one of the drifters)

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Benji lines up for his new teams 5-a-side photo

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Mel Capleton?

Also, from years back, Tommy Horsfall in the 70's had a Keegan style perm if I remember correcrtly, John Kurila looked like the wild man of Borneo and Willie Coulson had shoulder length blonde hair that made him look like a girl.
 
Must include Paul Roberts at full back (front row 3rd from left) and Mario Walsh in the striker berth (middle of back row). 2 of the worst haircuts known to man

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (GNH @ Sep. 11 2006,20:35)]Must include Paul Roberts at full back (front row 3rd from left) and Mario Walsh in the striker berth (middle of back row). 2 of the worst haircuts known to man

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I think Andy dixon is pretty bad still got his shirt tho!
 
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