Question You are granted an evening in the pub with two celebs. Who do you choose?

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

Ok, lets put to one side replies like 'Katie Price, both of them' etc, or 'Glasgow Shrimper and True Blue' (sorry gents, no reason for pcking on you) etc.

Who do you think it would be great to just while away a few hours in a pub over a few beers and just have a damn good evening/laugh?

For my part I reckon Jeremy Clarkson and Boris Johnston would be quite entertaining.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Michael Bay and Chris Columbus. If only to have a few hours to ask/beat out of then just HOW AND/OR WHY THEY INSIST ON ****ING UP PERFECTLY GOOD SERIES WHEN THEY ADAPT THEM TO FILM YOU ****ING ******S!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Stephen Fry and Simon Pegg I think would be a good crack.

 

[Rob Noxious]

John Lydon and Stan Collymore.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Sir Ian Botham & Paul Merton.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Allan Lamb was on Cricket AM the other day; he seems like a great laugh. Keeping to a cricket theme, Michael Holding can come along too; loves his horse racing and I could just sit back and listen to that voice all evening.

Good thread BTW!

 

[MrB]

George Best and Alex Higgins (30 odd years ago rather than in their current form).

 

[Napster]

Barry Cryer and Wes Craven.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Piers Morgan and Jeremy Kyle. So that, when it invariably turns nasty after Sambuca #10, they're in the direct firing line.

Failing that, and continuing with the cricket theme, I dare say Swanny and Flintoff would be a good laugh. Swanny could even drive us home afterwards...

 

[osymandus]

Terry Pratchett and Ellen MacArthur

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Chrissy Powell and Tilly. That would be awesome.

Aggers and Tony Cozier would also be a top evening.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson.

Could be a messy one!!!

I'd like someone who is a bon viveur, maybe someone like Peter Ustinov, but then some eye candy too, so Johnny Depp would fit that bill, plus he's quite eloquent as well.

 

[GBJ]

Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson.

Especially if they've got their pheromone spray. "Hello baby, i'm a love albatross".

For me it'd have to be Will Ferrell (possiby the funniest man on the planet?) and Gazza, (the biggest ****head on the planet?)

 

[Tommy2holes]

John bishop and david beckham

 

[steveo]

Ron and Tilly.

 

[Shrimper]

Stephen Fry and Jeremy Clarkson or
Rob Brydon and Lee Mack

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Hmm. Tough choice.

John Cusack & Phill Jupitus

Considered but decided against Gruff Rhys / Jarvis Cocker / Dave Gorman / Kevin McCloud / Douglas Coupland / Stephen Fry / Dita Von Teese

 

[Ulysses]

Robin Williams and Ricky Gervais

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Micahel Palin and Ian Botham