YouGov Profiles - Southend United Fans

[Liam AAS]

This website has been doing the rounds on twitter today.

Type something in the search bar at the top of the page and it will give you the profile of an average fan (it works with anything, I ended up clicking on "gem lettuce" earlier)

It's a relatively small sample size but here's the typical Shimper:

https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Southend_United_F_C/demographics

 

[Pubey]

I knew it! All a bunch of closet lefties who look strangely like Andre Villas Boas

 

[chapperzUK]

Favourite Celebrities: Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Christian Jessen, Alan Titchmarsh and Piers Morgan.

Newspaper read: Daily Mail

6th Niche Interest: West Ham United

8th Niche Interest: Value Added Tax (VAT)



Erm .... who did they even ask!?

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Favourite Celebrities: Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Christian Jessen, Alan Titchmarsh and Piers Morgan.

Newspaper read: Daily Mail

6th Niche Interest: West Ham United

8th Niche Interest: Value Added Tax (VAT)



Erm .... who did they even ask!?

The choice of celebrities seemed to be from Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Christian Jessen, Alan Titchmarsh, Piers Moron, Arnie, Jonathan Ross, Gary Barlow, Samuel L Jackson and Amanda Holden - which is a list as exciting as the first half against Hartlepool.

But for all we know the question might have been "who would be the first up against the wall, come the day of the glorious revolution?"

 

[Liam AAS]

No.1 Hobby - Chess

Describe themselves as "nervous on occasion" (once a week for about 2hrs on a Saturday afternoon)

Top 4 products bought - Gilette, pantene, lynx & fred perry (lock up your daughters)

Top facebook pages - Parks & Recreation :thumbsup:

Online for: 11-15 hrs a week (but who know's which website?)

No.2 website visited - MOD.uk?:omg::gun:

 

[Bobby dazzler]

You cannot be serious

for the lads

Top Website: Pornhub (closely followed by Shrimperzone)
Top Celebrities : Anyone not Orange and giving Essex a bad name
Top TV Show : Anything to do with sport
Top Newspaper: Best sports supplement of that week
Top Magazine : Nuts, Loaded, Match
Top Movie : Escape to Victory

for the discerning woman

Top Website: Anything where you can buy stuff
Top Celebrities : Joey Essex etc
Top TV Show : Towie, Jerseylicious, Coach Trip, Four in a bed,any reality show
Top Newspaper: n/a
Top Magazine: Ok, Hello, Bella,
Top Movie : Anything slushy
:winking:

Where do the Government find these freaks from !