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Blues on Tour
You may have been eleven, twelve, thirteen, maybe even a late starter at fourteen; but at some point all us boys spilt our load for the first time (and don’t say “nah, not me, never touch it"). Anyway, you may have been thinking about the girl next door, your mates mum or some celeb. For most of us it was the latter. The celeb. The untouchable female you could dream about (wet or not) but never, ever touch. Nationwide, in bedrooms, boys were furiously masturbating.
So, to kick this thread off…….
1. Sally James.
The delightfully gorgeous Sally was co-host of the Saturday morning gloop fest that was TISWAS. With pert bouncy baps, lovely come to bed eyes and blow job lips she was the reason every dad in the country watched. And every teenage boy too.
Sally was the consummate professional. She held the show together as co-host Chris Tarrant would habitually disappear to hoy buckets of slime over adults in a cage (no really, this was years ahead of its time). Sadly for her, (luckily for us) she wasn’t there for her professional acumen……….
2. Suzanne Stranks
Whilst lots of kids had the “delights” of Blue Peter with their rather ropy presenters, ITV had Magpie. More to the point, ITV had Susan Stranks. Or even more to the points Stranks had low cut cleavage lines that showed passion valley and every little, shall we say, dimple.
As you can see this delectable creature was well sought after by adolescent, prepubescent lads around the country. Indeed, the only reason Magpie was as successful as it was, was down to the Stranks factor. Sadly I am unable to find a photo of her in a jumper.
3. Claire Grogan
Queen of pop? No! Queen of Froth? I should coco! Forget the mature actress from Eastenders. Grogan is famous for two things. Firstly Gregory’s Girl, a Scottish flick about football and secondly Altered Images, who hit the dizzy heights of Number 2 with Happy Birthday. Even today, men of a certain age can often be seen winking to each other and saying “Phwooar Grogan”. There is no doubt that in the early 80s Grogan was responsible for more teengage hand shandies than any other celeb alive.
The above photo gives ample reason why Miss Grogan is number 3 in the "Pop Parade".
So, there are my teenage fantasies. What are yours.
So, to kick this thread off…….
1. Sally James.
The delightfully gorgeous Sally was co-host of the Saturday morning gloop fest that was TISWAS. With pert bouncy baps, lovely come to bed eyes and blow job lips she was the reason every dad in the country watched. And every teenage boy too.
Sally was the consummate professional. She held the show together as co-host Chris Tarrant would habitually disappear to hoy buckets of slime over adults in a cage (no really, this was years ahead of its time). Sadly for her, (luckily for us) she wasn’t there for her professional acumen……….
2. Suzanne Stranks
Whilst lots of kids had the “delights” of Blue Peter with their rather ropy presenters, ITV had Magpie. More to the point, ITV had Susan Stranks. Or even more to the points Stranks had low cut cleavage lines that showed passion valley and every little, shall we say, dimple.
As you can see this delectable creature was well sought after by adolescent, prepubescent lads around the country. Indeed, the only reason Magpie was as successful as it was, was down to the Stranks factor. Sadly I am unable to find a photo of her in a jumper.
3. Claire Grogan
Queen of pop? No! Queen of Froth? I should coco! Forget the mature actress from Eastenders. Grogan is famous for two things. Firstly Gregory’s Girl, a Scottish flick about football and secondly Altered Images, who hit the dizzy heights of Number 2 with Happy Birthday. Even today, men of a certain age can often be seen winking to each other and saying “Phwooar Grogan”. There is no doubt that in the early 80s Grogan was responsible for more teengage hand shandies than any other celeb alive.
The above photo gives ample reason why Miss Grogan is number 3 in the "Pop Parade".
So, there are my teenage fantasies. What are yours.
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