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Your Nicked Son!!

Benfleet A1

Hector Of The House
Joined
Jan 19, 2007
Messages
8,037
Location
Slade Prison
My mate whos a clever old stick reckons that everyone over the age of 16 has committed a crime or broken the law in some way. So to while away a depressing Monday, what have you lot been nicked for or law broken. Dont be shy I am not a policeman.

My criminal sheet reads as follows:

Breach of the Peace (Aged 15, Bound over to keep the peace to the sum of £25.00)
Breach of the Peace and Incitement to Cause Public Disorder ( Aged 17, Case Dismissed, Lack of Evidence)
Court Summons for Non-Payment of Parking Ticket (Paid up and copped another £50.00 on top)
Public Disorder and Affray ( De-Arrested at nick after claiming mistaken identity and another copper backing me up. Still got photographed, fingerprinted and DNA,ed)
Employee Theft ( No Further Action (NFA) once the duty solicitor had tied Bexley Heath's finest up in knots.)

Come on then, who are the master criminals on here and who are the goody two shoes.
 
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