Your own rhyming slang

[RobM]

Many years ago at work, when someone was moaning, they'd be told "You have to look on the Norman!"
(Norman Whiteside, bright side).n talking about a Southend game.

Another lad came in talking about the next Southend game, he'd bought his Wilson....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Many years ago at work, when someone was moaning, they'd be told "You have to look on the Norman!"
(Norman Whiteside, bright side).n talking about a Southend game.

Another lad came in talking about the next Southend game, he'd bought his Wilson....

Ricky? :dim:

 

[RobM]

Wilson Pickett!

 

[Ricky Otto]

Not so much rhyming but my group of friends refer to a BJ as a Boris (BJ Boris Johnson) "did she give you a Boris?" for example.
Another is Barrack "he's got a bit of Barrack" would be BO, Barrack Obama.
The last is from my time living in Australia where you don't sleep with a woman, you root her. So we ask "did you Joe her?" as in Joe Root.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The last is from my time living in Australia where you don't sleep with a woman, you root her. So we ask "did you Joe her?" as in Joe Root.

Delightful country. I wonder if they'll ever make an appearance in the 21st century?

 

[C C Csiders]

Without a partner I often have to resort to a Jimmy Floyd

 

[MK Shrimper]

Without a partner I often have to resort to a Jimmy Floyd

That famous artist Jimmy Floyd Ruggery?

 

[Ricky Otto]

Delightful country. I wonder if they'll ever make an appearance in the 21st century?

It does actually have its charm, I loved living in Perth. Just because every UKIPer says we should be more like Australia doesn't make it some right wing utopia

 

[MK Shrimper]

It does actually have its charm, I loved living in Perth. Just because every UKIPer says we should be more like Australia doesn't make it some right wing utopia

I spent 3 months or so there back in 2000 - it is a lovely country without a doubt, but some of the inhabitants seem to be stuck in the 70s.

But I digress....

 

[Ricky Otto]

I spent 3 months or so there back in 2000 - it is a lovely country without a doubt, but some of the inhabitants seem to be stuck in the 70s.

But I digress....

Same could be said for a lot of countries. But hey you are gonna take a country as you find it

 

[MK Shrimper]

Same could be said for a lot of countries. But hey you are gonna take a country as you find it

It's supposed to be a bit more modern that some Eastern European outpost.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Lech Walesa - Marks and Spencer.