Your Worst Song of All time

[Desert Shrimper]

I have a new entry in my personal chart and it's "Plain White T's - Hey there Delilah....." :fury:

I can't remember wanting to punch someone so much as the **** who sings this. I'm sure he has a valid reason for being a **** - perhaps he was spoilt as a child, being American probably doesn't help....but if you know in yourself that you sound like a whingey whiney half-man-half woman, why sing such a cheesy load of half-baked, sickly sweet ****? And why inflict it on the rest of the world? It just doesn't stack up for me and subsequently, I think a Shrimperzone "fatwa" should be issued on this man immediately.

Anyone got a particular song that drives them nuts? If so, why and what punishment would you deem suitable for the perpetrator.

:minger:

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Oh, easy!

'Brimful of Asha' by Cornershop.

It's the one song that will make me leave a bar or a party if it is played. It's pure toilet and the hype it received after the Fatboy Slim remix was way over the top. Jeez, I'm even getting work up thinking about it!! Punishment? Easy; collect every single copy of this ****e and burn it ceremoniously outside a corner shop.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Angels - Robbie Williams.
Just sums up in 4 minutes all the reasons why I hate the odious fat ****.
Plus, despite switching off the radio or leaving bars etc whenever the song comes on, I still think I know every word!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. It is the musical equivalent of a dentist's drill plunging into a healthy tooth without any anaesthetic having been administered. Her Doppler-effect vibrato rips through my ears as if it were a large shard of glass which is being punched repeatedly into the side of my head.

There is not one, not a single, redeeming feature of that song... it is pure, undiluted musical bile.

:fury:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Far too many to comment on, but one that is always up there is Horny fugging Horny by Mousse T.

 

[GrimmRobes]

I could easily post 200 of these - today, I think I'll go for "Elevation" by U2. Released by any other band it would have been laughed into the bargain bins but because it's by the most overrated bunch of gob****es ever to walk the earth, it's a hit single. Punishment? Bono should have in iPod with a never ending battery life surgically inserted into his brain that only plays "Elevation" on endless repeat.

 

[Firestorm]

Mica New shoes Some twunt in the office has it as his ringtone and get to hear it at least 6 times a day

Also some bird in the office has a Lily Allen song , f**k knows which one but it sounds like puppet on a string, on her phone and that drives me up the wall as well.

shuduppa your face - joe Dolce - just for Keeping Vienna off the top of the charts.

Wet wet Wet - love is all around
Robin Hood Prince of Thieves theme
Ironic- No its not Ironic , most of those "examples" were conicidence, humourous even but not Irony

 

[SUFC_Al]

Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer

I cannot put in to words how much I hate this song, it physically makes me feel sick. Every time he sings that wooah-oooh living on a prayer line, i just want reach in to his throat and rip out his wind pipe and clob him round the head with it.

If you want a way to torture me then play this to me on a perpetually loop tape with no way of escaping.

:guns: :guns: :guns: :guns:

 

[HUTTON]

Mika - Love Today

 

[Desert Shrimper]

Mika - Love Today

Good shout, although any song by that little pr1ck must be a contender for this list. He sounds like he gets ****ted in the balls before he goes on stage, so he can make those high notes....

 

[Stats]

"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. It is the musical equivalent of a dentist's drill plunging into a healthy tooth without any anaesthetic having been administered. Her Doppler-effect vibrato rips through my ears as if it were a large shard of glass which is being punched repeatedly into the side of my head.

There is not one, not a single, redeeming feature of that song... it is pure, undiluted musical bile.

:fury:

Amen brother, I'll second that.

I remember when this track came out, my brother who was about 11 at the time played in talent show with his band and blew the crowd away with some decent cover tracks. Rest of the evening pretty much every other song was some random girl singing that titanic track, que surprise when one of them won.

Wheres the talent in doing nothing more than karaoke?

 

[Taunton_Shrimper]

That f*****g 'umbrella' song by Rhianna that appeared to have spent all of this summer at number 1.

 

[Jay_Shrimper]

I have a new entry in my personal chart and it's "Plain White T's - Hey there Delilah....." :fury:

That f*****g 'umbrella' song by Rhianna that appeared to have spent all of this summer at number 1.

Got both of them on my phone and are both quality songs.

 

[DTS]

I really hate with a passion Gangsta Paradise by Coolio.....

I dont know why but that dreadlocked ****er has always annoyed me and this song about "walking through the shadow of death" makes me want to do him in.

I also hate anything by Will Smith as he is not even a singer.

Its raining men also ****es me off when played in clubs.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Anything from Top Gun. God I hate that film almost as much as the grinning faces talking fondly about something that was **** but had planes in.

 

[SUFCEssex]

Saturday night but that bird with the pig tails.

In fairness anything Celine Dion signs

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Mica New shoes Some twunt in the office has it as his ringtone and get to hear it at least 6 times a day

Paulo Nutini did that song. It's ok but one of my all time faves.

I hate that band that done 'How to save a life'. His voice is just dull, and sounds like he can't be arsed to sing.

 

[South Bank Hank]

That f*****g 'umbrella' song by Rhianna that appeared to have spent all of this summer at number 1.

About 12 months ago, my wife and I decided that when we finally grow up enough to start a family, we would be calling any future daughter Rhianna - a nice Old Celtic name that sits well with our surname, a name borne by a princess in Welsh legend, the goddess of fertility and the moon...

Then some **** writes a song about a ****ing UMBRELLA and we'd be better off calling the little blighter Britney!

:thump: :mad:

 

[canveyshrimper]

Mony Mony by Tommy f***ing James and the f***ing Shonf***ingdells.
Absolute crap.:fury:

 

[HUTTON]

Paulo Nutini did that song. It's ok but one of my all time faves.

I hate that band that done 'How to save a life'. His voice is just dull, and sounds like he can't be arsed to sing.

That would be The Fray