chadded
Not striking since 2004
If you had the opportunity to put 5 things into Room 101, and thus consign it/them to a fate worse than death, what would on your list?
Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham.
Mine would probably be this:
1. Belgium. I hate Belgium. My trip home from Germany to Essex is like this. About 15 miles driving in Germany. About 20 in Holland, 140 miles in Belgium, and 25 in France to Dunkirk ferry port. When I drive across a border, it's like, ooh, another country down, until you hit Belgium, whose motorway network is ****, and their driving standards make that Maureen bird from Driving school look like Lewis Hamilton (and I dont mean that they are slow, just incredibly **** at driving)
2. Lilly Allen. The ugliest bint that can call herself a celebrity. Honestly, I'd rather shag Vanessa Feltz. All Allen does is sing about how great she is in bed and how crap blokes are. You want to compain? Complain to my fist!
3. Leeds United. Enough said really. We all hate Leeds Scum.
4. Rugby. Also known as Rugby FOOTBALL. Even though they handle it. And the ball isn't a ball. It's an egg. Gee, fascinating.
5. Temporarily forgotten five. I'll come back to you.
Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham.
Mine would probably be this:
1. Belgium. I hate Belgium. My trip home from Germany to Essex is like this. About 15 miles driving in Germany. About 20 in Holland, 140 miles in Belgium, and 25 in France to Dunkirk ferry port. When I drive across a border, it's like, ooh, another country down, until you hit Belgium, whose motorway network is ****, and their driving standards make that Maureen bird from Driving school look like Lewis Hamilton (and I dont mean that they are slow, just incredibly **** at driving)
2. Lilly Allen. The ugliest bint that can call herself a celebrity. Honestly, I'd rather shag Vanessa Feltz. All Allen does is sing about how great she is in bed and how crap blokes are. You want to compain? Complain to my fist!
3. Leeds United. Enough said really. We all hate Leeds Scum.
4. Rugby. Also known as Rugby FOOTBALL. Even though they handle it. And the ball isn't a ball. It's an egg. Gee, fascinating.
5. Temporarily forgotten five. I'll come back to you.