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  1. pickledseal

    SUFC on tour in Ethiopia - an update!

    Evening guys, Really sorry but internet is slow out here - its running REALLY fast this evening and it has still taken nearly 20 mins to get on and then fianlly logon! Still having an amazing time out here - although suffered a bout of gastric-flue which was not so nice (always bad when you...
  2. SZBC Pic's From Thursday.

    Hot off the Press From Callan ( Click Image for larger pic) CSJ @ ldnfatso getting " Loved Up" Firestorm @ Canvey (Harry) The Rabble early on SZBC Upsetting the Landlord.:p SZBC Lads
  3. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
  4. DTS

    How domesticated are you?

    This thead stems from the woman I work opposite's husband. Now this bloke is such a toby it amazes me. He cannot do any of the basic functions such as cook, clean, iron, wash his clobber...What a waster.... Last week we all went out and all he has to do was push start on the microwave which...
  5. DTS

    My dilema.

    Right as everyone will know if you could be arsed to read my camping in the UK thread that Wessex Blue excelled himself at - I have booked to go camping with the lads for a long weekend in the New Forest. I own an 8th in a 8 man tent and the lads and I generally try and get away for a jaunt at...
  6. How having a ****e in football can get you into trouble with police

    Top Slovak official charged - Reuters //ord=Math.random();//ord=ord*10000000000000000000;document.write('');dcmaxversion = 9dcminversion = 6DoOn Error Resume Nextplugin = (IsObject(CreateObject("ShockwaveFlash.ShockwaveFlash." & dcmaxversion & "")))If plugin = true Then Exit Dodcmaxversion...
  7. DTS

    When Acts of Kindness

    Last night I got to London Bridge for my usual 17.52pm back towards Brigthton. As I put my ticket through the barrier and looked up to Platform 9 it turned out to be a total bun fight due to the cancellation of the previous two Brighton bound trains. I took a picture on my mobile phone as...
  8. Stop Living in the Past!

    I do not understand why so many fans seem willing to write this season off and are therefore not bothered by our current form. Many fans are almost willing us to get relegated just so the club can return to the days of playing Macclesfield / Barnet and attracting 3500 people a game. We are a...
  9. Errrmmm...

    Quite simply dissapointing with the views on the threads lately. Tilson Out? your having a laugh. We didn't expect to be in this leauge this season, and we should be thank-full to him (and the players of course) that we are playing at this level. All you have to do is cast you minds back to...
  10. J

    RE Spurs seating and allocation

    I have had a text from my good yiddo pal, who sits at the back of the shelf.. he goes to the bar, to buy a larger and only buys one for himself.. woooah, sorry.. got into a habbit there, right, he has said that we are not in the normal corner, and due to segregation, have moved the season...
  11. Anti New Ground Group are monitering us.

    I typed in Karers Southend the local group against a number of developements including the new ground. Under:- Did I mean Carers?  Was a note important info. When I checked it linked into Shrimper Zone Community :- They had londonblue post of 0944 on 22nd October. I.R.O. Important info re...
  12. Davros

    Monday Humour

    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your...
  13. BBC Essex

    Anyone hear it? I was half-asleep trying to get out of bed when RM comes onto the radio for an interview. Says the new stadium is taking up most of his day, we're confident going into the new season, we signed a new defender yesterday,... At this point I'm screaming at the radio for the...
  14. sufcintheprem

    SZ Fantasy Championship Manager Competition

    . The Boardroom Shrimperzone FC Southend-on-Sea Essex...
  15. Bermuda game

    Bermuda vs Southend We are off to the game in a few minutes with the kids and a few recruited Irish (Southend) fans. Is anyone else going? There is a HMS ship parked on Front St. Hamilton and a few Southend shirts walking about the city today mixing with all the Italians waiters who are...
  16. DTS

    Southend Related Stuff at World Cup

    Just got back from a 10 day mini-bus tour with my mates covering France,Belgium,Luxemburg,Germany, Austria etc to see the world cup. Had a cracking time and had a few Southend related experience I thought I would share. * At Saudia Arabia game got chatting with some Brum fans one of em claimed...
  17. Spaceman Spiff

    Fixtures List on Thursday

    All This is a polite reminder that due to copyright restrictions PLEASE DO NOT POST ANYTHING ON THIS BOARD THAT IS, OR IS SIMILAR TO IN ANY WAY, A LIST OF SUFC / CHAMPIONSHIP FIXTURES This is due to the extensive and rigorously enforced copyright. If you wish to post the first / last...
  18. DTS

    Barnsley

    Anyone got an idea where to drink? Looking for cheap larger and cheaper women......
  19. Gary Megson makes it 9 out of 24.....

    So Gary Megson makes it 9 Managers who have left their posts as managers as one of the 24 league one managers who where in charge when the season kicked off in August. What price success, and failure? Whilst we look nervously at Tilson, thinking will he be 'poached' by a larger club, the...
  20. Gary Megson makes it 9 out of 24.....

    So Gary Megson makes it 9 Managers who have left their posts as managers as one of the 24 league one managers who where in charge when the season kicked off in August. What price success, and failure? Whilst we look nervously at Tilson, thinking will he be 'poached' by a larger club, the...
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