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  1. Cricko

    Strange things that happen on holidays

    Prompted by Kaymacs post in the where would you like to live thread. It was I think about 1983 when I went to Vancover for a few months, I have relatives there and always wanted to visit the place. I met up with a guy and his wife, I forget their names now, but he asked me, "Would I help him...
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    • ban bear beds cliff fro headed hills lived patrol qui rate shift trucks wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. RHB

    Being 65 is cool!

    I was sent this today by another oldie mate from the Colonies. I thought it worth sharing. I am over 65 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds...
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    • attitudes captured colonies conversation ead easer easier hasn hurts joi learning lived military obstacle oldie olds patrol rack rate rope screaming serial soldier starters terrorists weapons
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Any Army, ex army on here? Can you tell me why?

    Just watched a programme on the Afghan war. So they are out on patrol, and have a fire fight with 4 taliban. The kill 3 of the taliban and the other escapes and they can't see him. So they call in the Apache helicopter. They fire one smoke flair to show where the taliban fighter is, and the...
  4. Hotman

    muslim patrol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNYjxImCko disgusting.

  5. Darwin awards 2012.

    Darwin Awards 2012 Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran"...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • beast bon brough bullets cases caused cliff continued conversation darwin detroit eman figs foo identified inch intent lineman officer patrol rate rock roi rope rounds san subsequent toss trigger weapons wild
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
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    • asbo attract bra burger buyer cas collecting crack description easier equipped fitted fitting flock hidden inheritance innit length lidl mums neighbours outta patrol prick recover ridiculously spine tenants town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Rusty Shackleford

    Greatest Reality Show Ever: Steven Seagal Lawman

    I'm not sure if this is available anywhere on British TV, but I've downloaded and watched the first six episodes of the new A&E series, Steven Seagal: Lawman. The show follows Seagal on his beat as a deputy sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a beat he has walked for 20 years now. We see...
  8. Mad Cyril

    Pandora Radio

    Does anyone listen to Pandora Radio which plays songs based on what it predicts you will like? I use it at work (note you will need to use a proxy if you haven't got a US based IP address - google for instructions) and it predicts some pretty good stuff with only the occasional horror show (REO...
  9. pringlejon

    Radio 1's Big Weekend 2009

    If you havent heard yet, this years big weekend is in Swindon (don't ask why!!!!!). so far confirmed acts are snow patrol and ndubz (again, dont ask!). anyone managed to get tickets for any past events? i'm living in bath atm, so hoping i will have a chance of getting tickets as only half hour...
  10. Ricey

    Snow Patrol!

    Has anyone seen them live before? I went to see them last night at the o2 arena and I have to say they put on an amazing show. Great live music, great performers and the stage display was out of this world. Snow Patrol have never been one of my favourite bands but that gig blew me away how...
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    • afterwards music patrol wild
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. BaileytheQuitter

    Recent Albums

    Recently got my hands on the following albums, think they are all brilliant, and would definately recommend them to anyone. Snow Patrol- A hundred million suns Razorlight- Wire to Wire Keane- Perfect Symmetry Anyone else got them? Thoughts?

  12. Run

    Had this argument with my son (20) today about this Song.....although Leona's song is good it is not a patch on the Snow Patrol original.....therefore I open this vote to the Zone to ask your opinion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qen3Xovtfc&feature=related...
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    • patrol
    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
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    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. The C2C Quiet Zone

    Any one else get on their train to work this morning to find every seat with a leaflet about the C2C quiet zones? i must admit i get annoyed when im trying to read and someones gobbing off next to me, but is putting film on the windows of the quiet zone carriages to block out phone signal a...
  15. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Essex Police Cars "ask" for Disel

    Essex Police Cars "ask" for Diesel What a great advert across the country for the Essex Bobby!!! The Essex police force is to fit its fleet of patrol cars with talking devices that give an audible reminder intended to prevent filling diesel vehicles with petrol. Essex officers have filled...
  16. Harold Bishop Killer

    50 Things To Do In A Lift

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...
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    • admiral arriving boarded cookies crack explosion larger mmmm patrol puppet religious shadow sickness socks suitable tags tents upside walls
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. fredheim_holm

    Adverts in sig's

    Just a small debate is what I'm looking for really, gauging peoples views on whether or not posters on here should be allowed to advertise there business in there signature. I see reasons for both for and against this, as I state below: For: It's a public forum, why do we have to patrol what...
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    • advertise adverts didn itself patrol peoples promoting signatures wouldn
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. V Festival - 1 week baby!

    1 Week to go till the V Festival and I cant wait! Gonna be a rare one! Anybody on here going? Really looking forward to Snow Patrol, Kasabian and The Killers. Got a feeling Kanye West is gonna put on a decent show aswell. Beer, great music and plenty of birds. Doesnt get much better than...
  20. The Watermill Wino

    SoL Sports Special Late from Chelmsford

    Sorry for the delay Jcrcr A SoL / Zone joint production. Good evening and a warm and muggy welcome to Melborne Park as we finish off our SoL Sports Special season with a visit too Fat Kingy's side in this hastily arranged friendly. After the vicious friendly with the Crawley Gladiators on...
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