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A Cat Called Chicken & The Relegation Battle

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Or further up the field....Haven't checked the FA rules in a while, but can a cat get caught up in the "offside trap" if he pee's on the goalies boots and nap's on the penalty spot during a decisive free kick situation?
 
Prawn said:
Why don’t you want Chicken to go to the Plymouth game? I bet he’s right up for it!
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I'd rather him pee on his inco-pads at home rather than on the train, Prawn. Besides, me and Grumpy Blue are on a jolly for the day and we can't be cleaning out his box in the pub.
 
Rob Noxious said:
I'd rather him pee on his inco-pads at home rather than on the train, Prawn. Besides, me and Grumpy Blue are on a jolly for the day and we can't be cleaning out his box in the pub.
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Nothing gets in the way of our boys out west when their on a jolly up,believe me I've seen them in action.:cheers:
 
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Shall miss the updates tomorrow Rob, hope the Mrs has her instructions clearly laid out for Chicken!
 
Indeed, like OBL I too am concerned that the missing Chick updates could cause a drop in form and a poor result tomorrow.

I'm hoping instructions are fully read out to Chick and understood, before departure.
 
OldBlueLady said:
Shall miss the updates tomorrow Rob, hope the Mrs has her instructions clearly laid out for Chicken!
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Ha - it's a nice idea Kay, though I have let Lisa know that pad action is a must pre-game tomorrow. May his divine waters spread all the way across the Tamar!
 
AndyT said:
Indeed, like OBL I too am concerned that the missing Chick updates could cause a drop in form and a poor result tomorrow.

I'm hoping instructions are fully read out to Chick and understood, before departure.
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I'll do my best, Andy ... he's a very wilful little critter though.
 
Hmm ... not all going to plan. He didn't lap up his water like I was hoping. He's resting now so I'm hoping he wakes up thirsty and Mrs Noxious can get some water into him pre-match.
 
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I don't think he's used to us playing on Fridays. Mrs Noxious said he didn't have much water yesterday and that he didn't pee the pad. However, this morning he's been drinking vigorously. It's too late now though.
 
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