Winkle
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"Hello" I thought waking up this afternoon after a nice night at work, yawning and turning over I stuck an oblivitory finger in my belly button and felt something weird! You see I have quite a deep belly button with quite a large girth area and usually when sticking my finger in it I can reach the bottom no sweat, but today that all changed and I hit a obstruction.
I managed after a bit of picking and the odd "crow bar move" to exrtract the offending object which consisted of all sorts of strange things I.E Hair,(that was not my colour) a lolly stick, and enough fluff to nit a jumper with matching balaclavia.........My question is, how the F**K did it get there. I showered before work, did a 11 hour shift and come home, I mean, Its not as if I am doing anything to stuff it in there or acting as crows nest for all and sundry. This got me thinking that maybe my belly button is in fact a home for another sentian being, and everyday That I root around I am creating havoc and hysteria in ther small but snug world. What should I do? I could let it build up then once a week emty it like a dustbin or get it waxed and keep it pristine
Answers please!
I managed after a bit of picking and the odd "crow bar move" to exrtract the offending object which consisted of all sorts of strange things I.E Hair,(that was not my colour) a lolly stick, and enough fluff to nit a jumper with matching balaclavia.........My question is, how the F**K did it get there. I showered before work, did a 11 hour shift and come home, I mean, Its not as if I am doing anything to stuff it in there or acting as crows nest for all and sundry. This got me thinking that maybe my belly button is in fact a home for another sentian being, and everyday That I root around I am creating havoc and hysteria in ther small but snug world. What should I do? I could let it build up then once a week emty it like a dustbin or get it waxed and keep it pristine
Answers please!
