I challenge you to come up with a solution to the issue of Dale farm that falls within the law and is good value for the taxpayer. Imagine that you are a policy officer at Basildon council. remember that even in your dystopian vision of society, breaking planning permission is not a capital offence. Also remember that as much as you hate them these people are British and so deportation is not an option either. I eagerly await your offering.
I fancy a go at this...
Firstly, I'm going to call a meeting, this meeting will involve my other policy officers from other council offices coming over, better get some cabs booked. Next up, can't use a meeting room at the council offices, better book another meeting to discuss the best place to have this meeting, get on the blower and book some cabs to ferry around everyone to the meeting planning meeting. Christ on a bike! I forgot, which cab company shall we use? I'd better book a meeting to discuss the travel arrangements to get to the meeting to plan the meeting of the meeting.
I should be in the Public Sector, I think I've just ******* £5k up the wall by doing the sum total of **** all.