Female Bum Fun

[Wessex Blue]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:49)]

Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 17 2006,11:38)]but the dirtbags in *ahem* "gentleman's educational videos and literature" seem to love it up there

Hmm... at the risk of sounding like Germaine Greer / Andrea Dworkin, though... the whole point about porn - especially US porn - is that it's not about sex, and it's all about power.

Said actresses in said videos appear to enjoy it because they're being paid to enjoy it.  And what greater statement of "owning" one of said actresses is there than for the stud to say "I can take this young lady up the wrongun' and she's going to like it..."?

It's probably because I'm not exactly Casanova in the bedroom stakes, but I've genuinely never known whether birds really enjoy it up the gary, or whether porn literature tells us they like it because that panders to a masculine sense of power (which is a major reason behind why porn is successful).

Yours, philosophically,

MtS

Good shout DtS. Get in.......quite literally. Sadly the Mrs restricts access to anything but a finger. Shame really because I firmly believe that every hole is a goal.....!

We do have a mate who's taken to experimentation with a bloke she works with. They've been to a swingers club in West Bromwich a couple of times but now they've moved on to bum fun. Only twist is that she's bought a strap-on and she's pounding him up the gary......

He's 18 stone, ginger with a 42 inch waist..........so it can't be a pretty sight from behind. She ain't shy about sharing the info and she's also told us that she pulls his hair and asks him who's the daddy.........

It's so wrong. Meeting this bloke for the first time this weekend, I think I'm going to p1ss myself laughing when we're introduced.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 17 2006,12:57)]Maybe your not going to the right nightclubs then XS?

My mate seems to meet birds who likes it that way most weeks.  

As I said, I wouldn't be interested anyway; one step away from being a raging poofta ...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Nov. 17 2006,12:00)]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Nov. 17 2006,11:58)]Now't wrong with receiving a probing tongue though !

That would seem to concur with the view that the male G-spot is located somewhere behind the prostate, and can only be accessed via the "tradesman's entrance" - at which place most of the most sensitive nerve endings are located...

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ Nov. 17 2006,12:03)]She pulls his hair and asks him who's the daddy. Meeting this bloke for the first time this weekend, I think I'm going to p1ss myself laughing when we're introduced.

I f***ing dare you to get as many references to the word "daddy" in as possible...

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,12:05)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Nov. 17 2006,12:00)]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ Nov. 17 2006,11:58)]Now't wrong with receiving a probing tongue though !

That would seem to concur with the view that the male G-spot is located somewhere behind the prostate, and can only be accessed via the "tradesman's entrance" - at which place most of the most sensitive nerve endings are located...

*awaits subsequent poll*

 

[* ORM *]

I've showered love, honest

 

[Wessex Blue]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,12:06)]

Quote[/b] (Wessex Blue @ Nov. 17 2006,12:03)]She pulls his hair and asks him who's the daddy. Meeting this bloke for the first time this weekend, I think I'm going to p1ss myself laughing when we're introduced.

I f***ing dare you to get as many references to the word "daddy" in as possible...

 

 

It's her birthday this weekend so she's orchestrated a little joke at his expense. We had a box of firworks a couple of weeks ago, they were called DEEP IMPACT.

Our mate has retained the box and has wrapped it up for us to give them as a spurious joint birthday present. I can't wait to see him open the present. Thing is I don't know if she's told him that we know. It'll be a tiny tad embarrasing if he thinks its their secret and he then becomes, excuse the pun, the butt of our jokes.

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Smiffy @ Nov. 17 2006,12:01)]You sure they aren't he-she's Dave?

Brighton being the English equivalent of Ibiza Town and all that?

Why is it Smiffy every topic you turn back to man-on-man loving...???

 

[Daisy]

I used to work with a girl who said she loved it with a passion but had to be after sex.

also known a couple of other people to say they like it. so dont think its just the porn stars.

its the same with everything...
each to their own

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Nov. 17 2006,11:54)]When I finally got round to doing it properly at University,

F**k me, what module was that? How many credits did it carry, and who was the moderator. Was it 50% coursework and 50% practical?

 

[shooter mcgavin]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 17 2006,11:49)]

Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 17 2006,11:38)]but the dirtbags in *ahem* "gentleman's educational videos and literature" seem to love it up there

Hmm... at the risk of sounding like Germaine Greer / Andrea Dworkin, though... the whole point about porn - especially US porn - is that it's not about sex, and it's all about power.

Said actresses in said videos appear to enjoy it because they're being paid to enjoy it.  And what greater statement of "owning" one of said actresses is there than for the stud to say "I can take this young lady up the wrongun' and she's going to like it..."?

It's probably because I'm not exactly Casanova in the bedroom stakes, but I've genuinely never known whether birds really enjoy it up the gary, or whether porn literature tells us they like it because that panders to a masculine sense of power (which is a major reason behind why porn is successful).

Yours, philosophically,

MtS

I agree somewhat with your sentiments Matt, but there are (so I am told anyhow!!) more "outgoing" individuals who have a penchant for publishing their bedroom activities on the net as a form of self exhibitionism.

The women in said amateur "gentleman's interest media" seem to enjoy it, albeit maybe not as much as the actresses that are paid to have their back doors bashed in.

On that basis, I assume that some women get their rocks off on "tailgunning" (c. Slipperduke 2007).

 

[dloman]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Nov. 17 2006,13:10)][ F**k me, what module was that? How many credits did it carry, and who was the moderator. Was it 50% coursework and 50% practical?

Must have made for interesting practical tutorials

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ Nov. 17 2006,13:10)]

Quote[/b] (Slipperduke @ Nov. 17 2006,11:54)]When I finally got round to doing it properly at University,

F**k me, what module was that? How many credits did it carry, and who was the moderator. Was it 50% coursework and 50% practical?

The ex-polytechnics used strange methods to bring in the students in those days!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (shooter mcgavin @ Nov. 17 2006,13:23)]I agree somewhat with your sentiments Matt, but there are (so I am told anyhow!!) more "outgoing" individuals who have a penchant for publishing their bedroom activities on the net as a form of self exhibitionism.

The women in said amateur "gentleman's interest media" seem to enjoy it, albeit maybe not as much as the actresses that are paid to have their back doors bashed in.

On that basis, I assume that some women get their rocks off on "tailgunning" (c. Slipperduke 2007).

Indeed, but (putting my feminist hat on again) it could be argued that their exhibitionist videos have been inspired by what they believe ought to be portrayed...

I take your point, though. Some people must enjoy that sort of thing, some people enjoy far weirder stuff than that...

 

[Bielzibubz]

Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Nov. 17 2006,11:45)]It's entertaining enoguh, but not really my cup of char. Having said that, the new Mrs Stokes has mentioned it in passing, so I may well be heading off to do some *** spelunking in the near future...

And how exactly did she mention it in passing for crying out loud?.................

'Mornin darlin, nice weather eh, considering the time of year n all that. By the way, done much boiler rimming in your yoof? heard it's all the rage round these ere parts'

Great Sunday roast topic with the in laws I must say

Must admit. The lass that recently came to stay from the States wasn't exactly adverse to a bit of the old poop pipe shenanigans

 

[McNasty]

As I am an ex-professional snooker player I would like to say there are usually more benefits potting the pink rather than the brown.


I can die a happy man after reading a Matt the Shrimp post thats uses the phrase "up the gary". Brilliant.

 

[BrettieAngell]

I have done it and yeah I enjoyed it.

My current missus wont even consider it, I'm not that bothered really but I know some guys that swear by it!

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

Never knock it!! One girl I was with got on top of me and connected the two, I said she felt tight - she said "that's because you're in my ***" Must say was great and the old fella was throbbing the whole of the next day

As for those who are scared of your missus wanting to give you a go, may I suggest you try Thai Beads first!!!

Have I gone too far?

?

 

[mattytheshrimper]

well by sounds of it you reconmend them

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

You'll only get good reports from me mate