SamuraiBlue
Youth Team
Be warned. This is sad and I have way too much time on my hands. Partially inspired by today's threads and one mentioning google the other day.
What you do is go to google and search for phrases including your name or someone elses. For example "Darryl will". Make sure you put it in the speech commas. Google then finds phrase matches and you can tell that person's future. Pick one from the first 5 hits. Works for hundreds of phrases and can help pass the hours. Also try for things like " - will marry" " - likes" " - wants to" etc etc
Post what you find out and lets have a laugh.
I tried to predict for the Southend squad for the coming weekend and beyond:
# 1 - Darryl Flahavan - Darryl will be in concert
# 2 - Simon Francis - Simon will play a key role
# 3 - Che Wilson - CHE will remain an independent organisation
# 4 - Lewis Hunt - Lewis will do it this weekend
# 5 - Peter Clarke - Peter will be starring
# 6 - Adam Barrett - Adam will go 'all the way' to bring the house down
# 7 - Mark Gower - Mark will be seen
# 8 - Kevin Maher - Kevin will have a number of responsibilities
# 9 - Richie Foran - RICHIE will not be marrying her rocker lover
# 10 - Charlie McDonald - Charlie will be heading to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
# 13 - Steve Collis - Steve will Harm the Aussies
# 14 - Gary Richards - Gary will host the event
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak - Zoltan will have to drive to the supermarket to top up the evening’s provisions
# 16 - Alan McCormack - Alan will be celebrating the Best of British (chose over "will be retiring on 30 June")
# 17 - Tommy Black - Tommy will hold an all-day fiddle workshop
# 18 - Steve Hammell -Steve will fly over Ahmedabad
# 20 - Matt Harrold - Matt will be joining MTV’s Spanking New Music at a special show (wow, soooo cool, a VJ!)
# 21 - Gary Hooper - Gary will host the event (along with Richards as there was nothing else)
# 22 - Franck Moussa - Franck will join the Frequent Borrower Group?? (serves him right for having a sh!te name)
# 23 - Nicky Bailey - Nick will be pleased (not the other baaaad option)
# 24 - Charles Ademano - Charles will marry his long-term partner Camilla Parker Bowles (ha ha, poor sod!)
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert - Kerrea will spend the first five months of the season on loan at League One side Southend United! (Now that is a good prediction!)
# 28 - Leon Clarke - Leon Will Make Beer Irrelevant (actually 6th one but only mildly amusing one)
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname - ERIC will be available for anyone to use
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko - Peggy will get some decent storylines soon (from EastEnders!!)
What you do is go to google and search for phrases including your name or someone elses. For example "Darryl will". Make sure you put it in the speech commas. Google then finds phrase matches and you can tell that person's future. Pick one from the first 5 hits. Works for hundreds of phrases and can help pass the hours. Also try for things like " - will marry" " - likes" " - wants to" etc etc
Post what you find out and lets have a laugh.
I tried to predict for the Southend squad for the coming weekend and beyond:
# 1 - Darryl Flahavan - Darryl will be in concert
# 2 - Simon Francis - Simon will play a key role
# 3 - Che Wilson - CHE will remain an independent organisation
# 4 - Lewis Hunt - Lewis will do it this weekend
# 5 - Peter Clarke - Peter will be starring
# 6 - Adam Barrett - Adam will go 'all the way' to bring the house down
# 7 - Mark Gower - Mark will be seen
# 8 - Kevin Maher - Kevin will have a number of responsibilities
# 9 - Richie Foran - RICHIE will not be marrying her rocker lover
# 10 - Charlie McDonald - Charlie will be heading to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
# 13 - Steve Collis - Steve will Harm the Aussies
# 14 - Gary Richards - Gary will host the event
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak - Zoltan will have to drive to the supermarket to top up the evening’s provisions
# 16 - Alan McCormack - Alan will be celebrating the Best of British (chose over "will be retiring on 30 June")
# 17 - Tommy Black - Tommy will hold an all-day fiddle workshop
# 18 - Steve Hammell -Steve will fly over Ahmedabad
# 20 - Matt Harrold - Matt will be joining MTV’s Spanking New Music at a special show (wow, soooo cool, a VJ!)
# 21 - Gary Hooper - Gary will host the event (along with Richards as there was nothing else)
# 22 - Franck Moussa - Franck will join the Frequent Borrower Group?? (serves him right for having a sh!te name)
# 23 - Nicky Bailey - Nick will be pleased (not the other baaaad option)
# 24 - Charles Ademano - Charles will marry his long-term partner Camilla Parker Bowles (ha ha, poor sod!)
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert - Kerrea will spend the first five months of the season on loan at League One side Southend United! (Now that is a good prediction!)
# 28 - Leon Clarke - Leon Will Make Beer Irrelevant (actually 6th one but only mildly amusing one)
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname - ERIC will be available for anyone to use
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko - Peggy will get some decent storylines soon (from EastEnders!!)