Horrid Ruths

[South Bank Hank]

Since Dave can't stop banging on about Ruth (and Rick), something has occurred to me. Even though I've met a few of the said breed before, never in my life have I ever met a Ruth who was even remotely attractive.

So I put it to you, have you ever met a sexy Ruth?

:confused:

 

[DTS]

I went to school with one who was do able if you were drunk but that was about it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ruth out of Hollyoaks (alright, she was a character, but she was fitter than a bus full of Chinese athletes on steroids that have been masked by chemicals that can't be detected in the usual manner. Possibly)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Ruth out of Hollyoaks

Ditto to Ruth out of Home&Away when it was first on (Alf Stewart's daughter) who the Abbo kid got up the stick IIRC!

In real-life, yes I've met a do-able Ruth, but the majority of them are hounding, especially my mate's ex!

 

[fatshrimp]

I met one in Corfu once. Wasn't that attractive but she did have massive norks.

 

[Firestorm]

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?i...n&safe=off&rls=SUNA,SUNA:2005-48,SUNA:en&sa=N
Ruth Crilly

 

[Firestorm]

or Ruth Wodak http://www.lancs.ac.uk/fass/pic_library/linguistics/ruth_wodak.gif

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

My mate was at uni with a girl called Ruth, who had massive thrups. Ahh, I would have loved to have grappled with those.

I don't think Ruth's are obviously more or less attractive than the rest of the population; that said, both "Helen" and "Kate" seem to have a pretty high batting average.

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Since Dave can't stop banging Ruth (and Rick),

:confused:

Bloody hell SBH, thats a fairly big allegation :eek:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

In my mind, all Emma's are evil (I know Chris Moyles used to say this) but he nicked it off me!

 

[SUFC_Al]

that said, both "Helen" and "Kate" seem to have a pretty high batting average.

:hilarious: fantastically put there, Matt!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

both "Helen" and "Kate" seem to have a pretty high batting average.

Not in my experience.
I'd go for Sam's or Rachel's.......

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

In my mind, all Emma's are evil (I know Chris Moyles used to say this) but he nicked it off me!

Oi! No they're not! My little sis is an Emma, and she's very cool (and very nice).

:flamer: :guns:

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Not in my experience........

You've just not met the right Kates & Helens, then...

:finger:

 

[DTS]

In my mind, all Emma's are evil (I know Chris Moyles used to say this) but he nicked it off me!

Up until the current Mrs DtS who is called Lucie I have had three long term birds and all have been called Emma so I can say without doubt that they are all best avoided.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

The only Ruth I've known was fat AND ugly.

 

[South Bank Hank]

The only Ruth I've known was fat AND ugly.

It's a commonly held view Mr. B.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I thought about calling our daughter Ruth but seeing as I've got the common Estuary English problem of prounouncing my "th's" in a unique way that one was binned.

You're not calling any daughter of mine Roooff

 

[Van Whale]

My sister has got a mate called Ruth, she has massive fun-bags and I would!
Shes a bit crazy though.

 

[Benji91]

Whats becoming clear is that if your a breast man - ruth's are the girls for you