I feel dirty

[TrueBlue]

So the Mrs has gone off to Alton Towers today and I am doing the house work now I have got to put away some shorts and I open the draw and think what's that only to my surprise she has taken this from her brother and put it in my clothes draw at our flat!!!......

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I throw it open to the SZ public as what to do with her!!!!

 

[tottenham541]

i would rather have a kick in the nuts than touch that thing.

 

[TrueBlue]

Also I would like to announce the shirt with be cut to bits in a effigy in front of the north bank tomorrow!!

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Burn it, and serious words with mrs

 

[Medway Blue]

What the **** is that!?

Has she done it on purpose as a joke? She needs a damn good hiding!

 

[Gremlin]

So a Col Ewe fan gets disturbed during some private time alone with his sister and they end up putting each other's tops on in a hurry by mistake? Doesn't seem too surprising to me.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

An ex shag of mine said she was going to buy Daniel a Scum Ham shirt .. she knew i wasn't joking when i said i'd set fire to it and dump her if she dared

she didn't

On a more serious note Scott if you are bonking a Col Ewe fan then you should be ashamed of yourself, if you went as far as marrying her you'd be a member of a farm hand family and as such no longer a friend of mine

 

[Thorpe Groyney]

Defecate in her knicker drawer.

 

[TrueBlue]

An ex shag of mine said she was going to buy Daniel a Scum Ham shirt .. she knew i wasn't joking when i said i'd set fire to it and dump her if she dared

she didn't

On a more serious note Scott if you are bonking a Col Ewe fan then you should be ashamed of yourself, if you went as far as marrying her you'd be a member of a farm hand family and as such no longer a friend of mine

Shes not a scummer shes just from Colchester for family are Tottenham really but had a season ticket over Colchester when they had the old ground shes only ever been to a handful of Colchester games - I met her in August we now live together and shes been too about 10 games this season mixture of home and away!

 

[Swiss Tony]

Be brave no1,time is a great healer,you will get over this.

 

[Firestorm]

Wipe your arse with it
Pop in it a jiffy bag with a note to the owner saying that "as I am now a shrimper I have used this for it's true purpose lots of love Sis"
A send

 

[Steve lansley]

Be brave no1,time is a great healer,you will get over this.

Im not to sure he will:omg:

 

[applelover]

This is a classic reason why cohabitation before marriage is such a cultural step forward. You never know somebody until you live with them.

I hope you are renting and only have a six month lease Trueblue. No loose ends that way when she comes home to find all her possessions in the front garden and the locks changed.

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

shes just from Colchester

Sorry pal but you do realise then that her father and brothers were there before you :sick:

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

Make a guy and burn it.

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Make her wear it while you goose her to within an inch of her life.

 

[Benfleet A1]

And I thought she was such a nice girl. Fire is the great cleanser.

 

[OldBlueLady]

:hilarious: Haha! The irony of TrueBlue falling for a lass from Colchester!

 

[Swiss Tony]

:hilarious: Haha! The irony of TrueBlue falling for a lass from Colchester!

Love has no boundaries,in fact it's a many splendid thing.

 

[TrueBlue]

:hilarious: Haha! The irony of TrueBlue falling for a lass from Colchester!

Bit like you being in love with a screw