If there was no Football

[DTS]

If football has never been invented there was no Southend United etc etc what would you do to fill the bordem of a saturday.

I reckon I would take up some sort of water sport maybe.(Dont be rude) maybe Jetskiing something like that.

You?

 

[BlueJ]

Pier jumping

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

Probably do more work rather than post on Shrimperzone instead...

 

[MilkeySUFC]

Speak to the wife

 

[Pubey]

wrestle with gutts and bradders... even tho gutts is a fat chubba

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Dungeons & Dragons. I had a great elf once...

 

[DoDTS]

Perhaps if there was no football Dave you keep that promise of going for a beer with your lonely, thirsty, neglected, old man.

But there is football so it just aint going to happen is it?

 

[EastStandBlue]

Well, If Bird Flu becomes dangerously close they'd have to postpone matches...

I'd probably be into some other sport.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I'd probably masterbate on a Saturday afternoon instead.

 

[Slipperduke]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 23 2006,13:38)]Dungeons & Dragons.  I had a great elf once...

Dungeon Master: "You are walking down a dark corridor. It smells musty. No-one has been here for centuries. Somewhere an owl hoots."

Slipperduke: "f%&king hell, I must be at Layer Road."


I never got invited back after that

 

[DevonShrimper]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Aug. 23 2006,13:38)]Dungeons & Dragons.  I had a great elf once...

There goes Matt. Lowering the tone again.

 

[DevonShrimper]

Quote[/b] (Shrimpersarmy @ Aug. 23 2006,13:51)]I'd probably  

 

 

 

on a Saturday afternoon instead.

 

Spoke too soon. Even lower tone.

 

[DevonShrimper]

Probably be making a video comparing the great things about Southend (pier [burnt both ends], beaches, able to speak english like what the kween duz) with Torquay (ruddy hills, crumbling cliffs, one stupid single carriageway road in/out of town that means it takes 40 flaming minutes just to go the equivalent of Roots Hall to Southend Airport [sorry London Southend Airport])

 

[Clarky_Blues]

This Saturday I will have to miss the trip to Leicester as I am getting married at 3pm!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Clarky_Blues @ Aug. 23 2006,14:26)]This Saturday I will have to miss the trip to Leicester as I am getting married at 3pm!

Priorities mate, priorities! We've just had two months of football free saturdays!

 

[KrustyTheKray]

Quote[/b] (Clarky_Blues @ Aug. 23 2006,14:26)]This Saturday I will have to miss the trip to Leicester as I am getting married at 3pm!

Good luck for Saturday mate

Where you getting married?

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Clarky_Blues @ Aug. 23 2006,14:26)]This Saturday I will have to miss the trip to Leicester as I am getting married at 3pm!

Call yourself a fan Dan.......

Poor show !!!  

 

[Smiffy]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Aug. 23 2006,15:15)]

Quote[/b] (Clarky_Blues @ Aug. 23 2006,14:26)]This Saturday I will have to miss the trip to Leicester as I am getting married at 3pm!

Call yourself a fan Dan.......

Poor show !!!  

Has anyone sent 'THE' e-mail to Soccer am, regarding this?

 

[sufcintheprem]

Good luck CB

I reckon I'd be an ice hockey fan. Seems to have a similar dynamic to five-a-side football so it'd be good enough. Let's be honest, we'd have to support something!

 

[silentshrimper]

I would create football.