First thing this morning I'm making a first cup of tea of the day for me and her and I could see the drain cover outside the sink window moving. Duly lift it up and there was the world's supply of leaves (not weird) and three frogs (very weird) so it was a case of re-housing the froggies to their pond and clearing out the leaves. Now I'm sure some of you have done that and the accompanying smell is not very fragrant! Anyway, froggies gone, leaves gone, make the tea. Whilst I'm doing this she is watching Match of the day on telly. She drinks tea and heads off to have a shower, then stops a few stairs up and asks me exactly what offside means as she heard it a lot on Match of the Day. I explain as best I can and see the look which says I don't really understand that. Anyway, a bit of a weird start to Sunday morning. No doubt it will improve with time!