Kids Say the Funniest Things

[londonblue]

My two:

Eldest: "I'm Freddy Eastwood."
Youngest: "No, I'm Freddy Eastwood."
Me: "You can both be Freddy Eastwood."
Eldest: "No we can't, there's only one Freddy Eastwood."

 

[essexshrimper]

there's 3 isnt there??? :smile:

 

[thorpebayshrimper]

there's 3 isnt there??? :smile:

Yes. Past, present and future.

Glad you're back Freddy.

 

[shrimpersfan9]

We're all Freddy Eastwood. We all support Eastwood's 11 in Southend-on-Sea, Essex, England.

 

[Barry.C]

My brother when younger saw a bloke with his neck in a brace, and I didnt think he had heard of thorax, but louded spouted that mans got something wrong with his b--llocks!
Older folks can be far worse. My mum recently said I saw one of those people down the High street, with white hair and red eyes, you know a Cappacchino! I think she meant albino?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

We were camping one year and one evening, when a black security guard in a yellow jacket was patrolling, my son saw him from afar and exclaimed 'that man hasn't got a head....made me really laugh