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Napster

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Managed to get on a table with Corbett, Hunt and Wozza. The fans were myself, Barry H, Terryinthewest, Robin Michels and someone whose name escapes me in my hungover state.

First off, Gower spills Barry's beer. Oooh you wide midfielder.

Anyway, the food was OK, the comedian hilarious (loads of jokes about the fat physio and loads of ribbing of Kights- apparently boning Jimmy Greaves granddaughter- how old does that make you feel).

Terry Alderton was good- loads of ****takes of Drewe's white boots, Tes' lack of intelligence, and Darryl's height.

The players were cool- although Barry went straight for the jugular and moaned about Che Wilson and told them about the slapper in Cardiff, but they didn't mind. In fact they were all quite cool about it. Nothing really amazing to report, really. except Hunt has a chat with the chairman soon about next season, Wozza hasn't been offered anything and neither has Jim. Corbett and Hunt were quite shy, I guess, but Wozza was good value for money.

BTW, neither Corbett or Hunt were drinking- but Wozza was- red wine all the way, but he loves a Guiness and black.

Spoke to Jenks afterwards- he's very uncertain about next season, but will post on here when/if he gets a new contract.

Brushy revealed that the new striker is NOT Iwan Roberts- he's too old and on too much dough. However the only clue he will give me is that the player is experienced. So plans are already in motion it seems

Tilly gave nothing away at all.

Player's player of the year was tight- Gower won it by a vote from Jamie Stuart.

What else- , all the players wore their LDV suits, except Nicolau who doesn't have a suit and Corty who took his dry cleaning and inadvertently shrunk it.

Che Wilson stayed till the end trying to chat up some girl who was the daughter of one of Barry's ex-bosses.

We then went clubbing and bumped into Macca. Amazingly everyone else went home because of training next day.

Couple more things- difference between League and reserve- massive, according to Wozza and Corbett. (Poor old Corbett). Wozza's best moment of the season- beating Col U (top lad). Corbett's- first game of the season.

What else- oh yeah- GK's speech was awful but he did thank Paul Yeomanson and Chris Berry which was cool.

Oh and the players don;t hear any stick unless they're taking a throw-in.

If I remember anything else I'll come back to you.
 
bit shocked that wozza hasn't been offered anything!! gutted as well! I personally feel he has been one of our best players in recent months and the heart of our recent form!
 
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Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ May 06 2004,09:49)]Are any of the players turning up on Sunday?
Doubt it- a lot live a distance away. Barry asked Warren for advice at playing at Roots Hall and asked him how to take corners for some mad reason.
 
Paul,

the others on our table were essexgirl and Bryan Woodford.  

BTW the inference was that Warren and Corbett haven't been offered contracts yet. I'm just amazed that Jupp was offered a contract before those two!!

Terry Alderton also took the p out of Constantine a lot too, something about basketball!! When accepting his special trophy Connie said that he hoped he could score lots of goals for us next season!!
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,10:06)]When accepting his special trophy Connie said that he hoped he could score lots of goals for us next season!!
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Ah- missed that bit.

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Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,10:07)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,10:06)]When accepting his special trophy Connie said that he hoped he could score lots of goals for us next season!!
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Ah- missed that bit.

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In light of the speculation, quite a big point to miss!!
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] ]BTW the inference was that Warren and Corbett haven't been offered contracts yet

Is the emphasis on the word "yet"? Did they have any reason to believe that they wouldn't be offered anything?
 
They said that they haven't heard anything yet about new contracts.
 
Wozza was talking about next season's pre-season though, so the inference is he;s confident.

ps I can't remember everything.

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More titbits: Hunt has a weird accent and his bird lives in London. Corbett's bird can't cook and he lives in Gillingham. Wozza lives locally and has been to a few reserve games. None of them have heard of Shrimperzone.,


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Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
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Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,11:07)]Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
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Nope you'll have to remind me.

Oh I've just remembered- I asked Wozza about Dudfield's infection. At first he said it was his toe, but he admitted it was Dudfield's b******s.

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Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:09)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,11:07)]Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
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Nope you'll have to remind me.

Oh I've just remembered- I asked Wozza about Dudfield's infection. At first he said it was his toe, but he admitted it was Dudfield's b******s.

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Great to see Club Confidentiality.....
 
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Quote[/b] (CI-City Blue @ May 06 2004,11:11)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:09)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,11:07)]Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
rock.gif
Nope you'll have to remind me.

Oh I've just remembered- I asked Wozza about Dudfield's infection. At first he said it was his toe, but he admitted it was Dudfield's b******s.

biggrin.gif
Great to see Club Confidentiality.....
hardly a massive secret was it?
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:12)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CI-City Blue @ May 06 2004,11:11)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:09)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,11:07)]Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
rock.gif
Nope you'll have to remind me.

Oh I've just remembered- I asked Wozza about Dudfield's infection. At first he said it was his toe, but he admitted it was Dudfield's b******s.

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Great to see Club Confidentiality.....
hardly a massive secret was it?
...or massive infection if the rumours are true.
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I'll get me coat......
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:12)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (CI-City Blue @ May 06 2004,11:11)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,11:09)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 06 2004,11:07)]Naps,

I've just remembered that one of Barry's lines of interrogation got the lowdown on one of the recent injury problems  
rock.gif
Nope you'll have to remind me.

Oh I've just remembered- I asked Wozza about Dudfield's infection. At first he said it was his toe, but he admitted it was Dudfield's b******s.

biggrin.gif
Great to see Club Confidentiality.....
hardly a massive secret was it?
True....
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,09:38)]Player's player of the year was tight- Gower won it by a vote from Jamie Stuart.
The players are having a laugh! Jamie Stuart as runner up to Gower?
 
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Quote[/b] (shrimpereeee @ May 06 2004,12:24)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,09:38)]Player's player of the year was tight- Gower won it by a vote from Jamie Stuart.
The players are having a laugh! Jamie Stuart as runner up to Gower?
Hahahaha. Someone fell for it!

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Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,12:25)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (shrimpereeee @ May 06 2004,12:24)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 06 2004,09:38)]Player's player of the year was tight- Gower won it by a vote from Jamie Stuart.
The players are having a laugh! Jamie Stuart as runner up to Gower?
Hahahaha. Someone fell for it!

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It was so far fetched it had to be a wind up!

Who was runner up?
 

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