My new proposal...

[EastStandBlue]

...Is to surgically attach stabilisers, like you would find on childrens bikes, to Phil Jevons legs.

Like these, they would be bolted to the bone above the ankle, and will help keep him upright when walking, jogging, running, searching for penalties and/or freekicks. The cost of the pictured stabilisers is cheap compared to the potential cost of a new player for Yeovil, as it is likely without these stabilisers....Phil Jevons will Die (Every person in the East would have taken great pleaure in introducing Jevons to a hammer, bat and any other bludgeoning instrument)

 

[DTS]

Superb Idea but I fear it is too late for Jelly Legs Jevons....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 28 2005,14:29)]Superb Idea but I fear it is too late for Jelly Legs Jevons....

Could always extend the experiment to his fellow Scouse scally, Fatboy Trundle?

 

[EastStandBlue]

Quote[/b] (glasgowsufc @ Sep. 28 2005,14:36)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Sep. 28 2005,14:29)]Superb Idea but I fear it is too late for Jelly Legs Jevons....

Could always extend the experiment to his fellow Scouse scally, Fatboy Trundle?

I'm not sure bolts come in the necessary length for those chunky legs...

 

[South Bank Hank]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Sep. 28 2005,14:23)]...Is to surgically attach stabilisers, like you would find on childrens bikes, to Phil Jevons legs.

Like these, they would be bolted to the bone above the ankle, and will help keep him upright when walking, jogging, running, searching for penalties and/or freekicks. The cost of the pictured stabilisers is cheap compared to the potential cost of a new player for Yeovil, as it is likely without these stabilisers....Phil Jevons will Die (Every person in the East would have taken great pleaure in introducing Jevons to a hammer, bat and any other bludgeoning instrument)

Send in Warren Goodhind.