chapperzUK
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Never tire of these....(funny pics, YouTube videos and vines)
Pubey
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chapperzUK
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Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
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Is your parent in one of these?
Pubey
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Pubey
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Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
"Eat more meat"... quality.
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Pubey
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"Eat more meat"... quality.
erm I'm a bit embarrassed to ask, but could you post me my notebook back please.
Thx
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Pubes - LOL.
I know that Failblog has this one down as a Fail, but personally, I think this is a massive sub-editing "WIN"!
:)
Oh, and check out the name of the guy whose column is in the middle...
I know that Failblog has this one down as a Fail, but personally, I think this is a massive sub-editing "WIN"!
:)
Oh, and check out the name of the guy whose column is in the middle...
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Pubes - I forgot to mention, you also had a shopping list in that exercise book of yours:
osymandus
Life President
Pubes - I forgot to mention, you also had a shopping list in that exercise book of yours:
*COUGH* err actually that's mine..
Pubey
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Pubes - I forgot to mention, you also had a shopping list in that exercise book of yours:
dammit, those were supposed to be a surprise for the next SZ raffle.
EastStandBlue
Life President
Not a picture, but found this short story on the net and thought it worthy...
"A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD"
"A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD"
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