Portugal Potentially Being Kicked Out of World Cup

[* ORM *]

It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under FIFA rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match 3-0 and England will play France in the Semi Final which will be postponed till tomorrow.

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Carlsberg do not send emails, but if they did they would probably be the best emails in the world.....

 

[Pubey]

my dad sent me that yesterday, tis a good'un!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Groan.

That's not even new!

 

[* ORM *]

Damn, my excuse is that I was out on the golf course yesterday and being freshly UB40 I'm slower out of the blocks than usual.

 

[Kris]

That joke was doing the rounds in Euro 2004 after the France game.