Cricko2
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Some truth in this joke I think in the good 'ole USA.:)
Reporting the News...
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a
killer
Rottweiler. The dog had firmly locked his jaws on the boy's legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged
it into the
dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over
to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, "Brave
Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , I just assumed you
were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Supporter
Rescues Friend
From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says,
"I assumed
everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted
Kennedy . What
team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Republican B*****d
Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Reporting the News...
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a
killer
Rottweiler. The dog had firmly locked his jaws on the boy's legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged
it into the
dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over
to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, "Brave
Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , I just assumed you
were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Supporter
Rescues Friend
From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says,
"I assumed
everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted
Kennedy . What
team or person do you like?''
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little
Republican B*****d
Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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