Question Ringtones

[Razam]

My colleague at work's mobile phone went off with the "Mr Blobby" ringtone. I asked him why he had that, and he said it was a personalised ringtone for a friend who is also an out of shape pro footballer (no name given).
That got me thinking; if you had Southend United's Phonebook (past & present) on your mobile, what would ringtone would you set for them:

Easy ones to start off with:
Ron Martin: "Money Money Money" (Abba) or "I will Survive" (Gloria Gaynor)
Phil Brown: "Golden Brown" (The Stranglers)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

BBBC: Handel's Messiah

 

[Ricky Otto]

Ricky Otto- Bankrobber- The Clash

 

[Ricky Otto]

Tesfaye Bramble- Rape me - Nirvana

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Roy McDonough - Bad Girls by MIA & Drunk as a Skunk by some american hill billy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXf0Cusxy8

 

[Ricky Otto]

Stan Collymore- Smack my b1tch up- The Prodigy

Sorry Stan, I do love you really

 

[SUFC_Ross]

richie foran- promiscuous- nelly furtado

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Roy again - Everybody was Kung Fu fighting - Carl Douglas

 

[Ricky Otto]

Anthony Grant- What’s my name?- Snoop Dogg

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Boy band made up of

Billy Paynter, Mario Walsh and James Walker

I missed again - Phil Collins

 

[Blue_Wes]

I know he's been done but...

Ron Martin - Livin' on a Prayer.

Also,

Bilel Mohsni - Anything by the Scissor Sisters.

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

RM - I Started out with nothing and still got most of it left - Seasick Steve

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Does the cleaner count ? If so......feel free to use your imagination and replace the name Jesus with something more appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cehrmnvpy_Y

 

[Pubey]

Alan McCormack - One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - Ben Folds Five

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

Darryl Flahavan - "Heigh-Ho"

 

[united we stand]

Slightly off topic Aldershot Town- Super Trouper - Abba

 

[tommy tucker]

Ron martin fiddler on the roof .If I was a rich man

 

[MK Shrimper]

Freddy E - Gypsies, Tramps and Theives - Cher.

 

[billy.allison]

Different club i know but cant help thinking of the Arsenal back four playing the off side.

Hands Up by Ottawan

 

[smudgster]

Dave Webb, hello hello im back again. Gary Glitter