Its grim up north!
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[b said:Quote[/b] (Guest @ Mar. 22 2006,17:13)]Me and my mates called her Jimmy after Jimmy Krankie. Small round thing from Darlington at a weekend pi$$ up in Morcambe. Somehow her midgetness and rotund figure coupled with much egging on by mates made her my target for the night. I managed to charm her back to my B&B and the warning signs should have happened the way she demolished a Supersize Kebab, smoking Filterless Camels at the same time.
That she wanted to do the tongues and kissing after the kebab and her chain smoking when back at the B&B meant i had to use double-plus charm to get her on all fours quickly so i didn't have to kiss her or.... look at her.
To this day since i have never found the sound of fanny farts funny.
Next morning I breathed a sigh of relief in that she had gone, but there she was outside the patio, smoking. Unaware I was there, she phlegmed up an almighty ball of sh*t and spat it out over the second floor balcony, lifting her leg up and parped a good proper trumpet recto plasm.
Eventually she saw me and asked if we "could do it again."
...of course she had to go an all 4's
Just laughed my tits off!
Class!!!!!!!