Winkle
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Well, keep it under your hat and all that but , my sisters brother (me) noes a a ex West ham supprters mates mum who (apart from the odd home massage) does abit of home clothes alteration. What it is that she has had a request from a very reliable source ( smelly victor down the seafront whos fond of the odd flash of the trousersnake) that the word on the street is that a very pair of large shorts was seen heading her way for abit of... how do you say it...letting out. Apparently as requested by the client the initials S.P were to be stitched on the side, but her sewing machine wasn't big enough so they have been shipped out to the nearest sailmaker in essex,
SHUGEPOP & WAGBUM for alteration.
If I here anymore, I will let you no!
SHUGEPOP & WAGBUM for alteration.
If I here anymore, I will let you no!
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