Song for Neil Harris

[southend-mad.94]

because we finally have Neil Harris and im sure we would all love to make him feel very welcome to his life long club, does anyone have any idea's on a song/songs we could sing for him?

 

[pringlejon]

He's southend through and through,
He's always been a blue,
He's neil 'bomber' harris and he's gonna batter you!

na nana na na etc. to any tune it fits.

i'll grab my coat.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Surely something Dambusterish or equally other fine WW2 film soundtrackish can be used (or abused!!!)?

 

[southend4life]

His name is neil harris, he's southend through and through
he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
used to play for millwall but now he is a blue
he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
he picked southend and he fell in love and he just can't seem to get enough ohhhh
dudududududududududududududududududududu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-eIig8RyH0

 

[Angell Delight]

His name is neil harris, he's southend through and through
he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
used to play for millwall but now he is a blue
he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
he picked southend and he fell in love and he just can't seem to get enough ohhhh
dudududududududududududududududududududu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-eIig8RyH0

Love it lol! :hilarious:

 

[Razam]

To the tune of "Bomber" by Motorhead
If the whole songs too much, we could always just use the first verse.

Neil Harris is here,
Nothing's gonna bring us down,
The way we fly,
Five miles off the ground,
Because, when he shoots he scores,
And you know he always will,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

Scream a thousand blues,
Feel the Col. Ewe's rising moan,
Harris is coming closer,
Closer to the goal,
Because, you know he do it right,
A mission every night,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

No! no defender,
Gonna stop him getting through,
The bomber make you shiver,
You bet his aim is true,
Because, you know he aims to please,
Bring you to your knees,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

[video=youtube;yFJyqUwqNY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJyqUwqNY0[/video]

 

[Bromley Blue]

To the tune of "Bomber" by Motorhead
If the whole songs too much, we could always just use the first verse.

Neil Harris is here,
Nothing's gonna bring us down,
The way we fly,
Five miles off the ground,
Because, when he shoots he scores,
And you know he always will,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

Scream a thousand blues,
Feel the Col. Ewe's rising moan,
Harris is coming closer,
Closer to the goal,
Because, you know he do it right,
A mission every night,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

No! no defender,
Gonna stop him getting through,
The bomber make you shiver,
You bet his aim is true,
Because, you know he aims to please,
Bring you to your knees,
It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber, It's the Bomber!

[video=youtube;yFJyqUwqNY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJyqUwqNY0[/video]

I always find these threads hilarious coz you know that our crowd don't ever take to anything too complicated. He'll probably end up with "There's only one Neil Harris". I do love the one posted by the Celtic fans though, the Luis Suarez version at Liverpool is pretty good too. Would be awesome if that took off but I just can't see it.

 

[South Bank Hank]

I always find these threads hilarious coz you know that our crowd don't ever take to anything too complicated. He'll probably end up with "There's only one Neil Harris". I do love the one posted by the Celtic fans though, the Luis Suarez version at Liverpool is pretty good too. Would be awesome if that took off but I just can't see it.

Agreed. On that basis...

"He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming... Bomber's coming home."

Hardly original but I reckon the whole crowd could get behind it.

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Could always re-work the old Freddy one -

Der Der Der Der Bomber Harris

 

[loz]

again, not overly original but a fun one to sing:

He scores with his left
He scores with his ri-iii-ight
That Neil Harris
Thinks Col U are *****

 

[ibwiajwa]

To the tune from Oklahoma:

Oh what a beautiful morning
Oh what a beautiful day
Luggy has signed Bomber Harris,
Everything's going our way.

 

[Ninja]

To the tune of "No Limit" by 2 Unlimited :

Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber Bomber , Bomber Harris !

 

[South Bank Hank]

To the tune of "No Limit" by 2 Unlimited :

Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber ,Bomber Bomber , Bomber Harris !

Works just as "well" with the Batman theme tune - obviously you'd be needing an extra Bomber.

 

[Shrimper]

He scores with his left
He scores with his right
That boy Harris
Makes Messi look *****

 

[Angell Delight]

I think given the fact he is a lifelong Blue this particular ditty should be a regular:

"Harris is a Shrimper,
Harris is a Shrimper,
la la la la,
la la la la!"

:thumbsup:

 

[Stats]

He's big,
He's strong,
His...........

ooops wrong colour for that.

 

[Napster]

Neil Harris is a virgin.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

His name is Neil
He likes Jellied Eels.

Not got beyond that yet but working on it.

 

[Angell Delight]

He's big,
He's strong,
His...........

ooops wrong colour for that.

:smile: Yes I would suggest Harris has nothing on previous imcumbents of that chant!

 

[IloveShrimp]

More like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3tF-iLP8Oo&feature=related