Suitable Punishment?

[EastStandBlue]

Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past.

We'd agreed that it was probably best to go on a Wednesday night, as people had exams on the wednesday during the day and would want a blow out that night, and Friday is a big night here in the Bourne.

Yesterday, a handful of days before the trip, 2 of the lads and their girlfriends pulled out of the coach. The reason? They're going to watch The Sex and the City movie.

It's a crime for the women involved... But for the lads, who are usually top lads if a little under the thumb, it's a heinous crime I think that should be likened to Murder, as deep inside them thousands of sperm are committing suicide at the thought of their offspring even debating about doing the same in the future.

They were shunned and avoided yesterday, but this just isn't enough... Another flatmate of mine, Lew, put forward the idea of castration as they clearly don't value their male identity, but I think this could get a little messy as none of us are medical students.

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Just means that your so called 'Famous' coach trips can't be as famous as you like to think they are ;) .

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past.

We'd agreed that it was probably best to go on a Wednesday night, as people had exams on the wednesday during the day and would want a blow out that night, and Friday is a big night here in the Bourne.

Yesterday, a handful of days before the trip, 2 of the lads and their girlfriends pulled out of the coach. The reason? They're going to watch The Sex and the City movie.

It's a crime for the women involved... But for the lads, who are usually top lads if a little under the thumb, it's a heinous crime I think that should be likened to Murder, as deep inside them thousands of sperm are committing suicide at the thought of their offspring even debating about doing the same in the future.

They were shunned and avoided yesterday, but this just isn't enough... Another flatmate of mine, Lew, put forward the idea of castration as they clearly don't value their male identity, but I think this could get a little messy as none of us are medical students.

Make them dress up like slutty Samantha and walk around the town for the evening....They are Laydess, don't you know!!