Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐🦐
Christmas eve 1986. I was walking down an absolutely rammed Southend high street behind a couple. The man was arguing with the woman and waving his arms around wildly. He was so preoccupied he didn't notice a huge pile of vomit on the pavement...
As he stepped into it he lost traction and slipped over in spectacular fashion landing flat on his back in the pool of sick. Unfortunately every time he tried to get up his hand or foot slipped and he fell back into the vomit getting absolutely covered. By this time a large crowd were crying with laughter including the chaps wife/girlfriend.
The poor ******* didn't take it too well and when back on his feet stormed off presumably to buy a change of clothes from Concept Man.
As he stepped into it he lost traction and slipped over in spectacular fashion landing flat on his back in the pool of sick. Unfortunately every time he tried to get up his hand or foot slipped and he fell back into the vomit getting absolutely covered. By this time a large crowd were crying with laughter including the chaps wife/girlfriend.
The poor ******* didn't take it too well and when back on his feet stormed off presumably to buy a change of clothes from Concept Man.