Westcliff Shrimper
Director of Footballs⭐
Tuesday 26th September 2017
Coghs popped rooond last neet for a chat and to show off his new haircut. He always goes to The Barber of Seville on Hamlet Court Rood .. Spanish fella, he is. Nice and does a reet good job. All me players go there. Except Nile, who hasn't had his haircut since 2012 .. Reckons he's got ammunition in his locks and doesnae like to have them shaved off. I says a dannae mind if he keeps banging the goals in. That's two in a week, that.
Anyway, Coghs reckons he bumped into one of those Shrimpermoaners from that there website. I says I bets they are reet happy on there after our 4-2 win, but he reckons they're all moaning like aboot our defending .. I says I cannae believe that. They moan cos we're too defensive and they moan cos we score loads of goals. I dannae know what they want, man .. I tells yer what, I've a good mind to go back to me old way of playing, if that's their attitude .. Short, back and sides tonite it'll be .. Just like Coghs haircut!
I were pleased with me new signing - Mark Wright. Yer know, that fella from TOWIE. Me new mate, Glenn Ramblin told me all aboot him and said I can have him for the season. Talking of Ramblin, he reckons we are playing them in the Essex Senior Cup. I tells yer the truth, I dannae know what that competition is. Must be for the over 50's. I'll send doon a team. Might even play meself!
Anyway, Wimbledon tonite and it'll be a cracking match. The pitch should be a bit better, as we've had a streamroller on it over the weekend. That'll keep the purists happy. I dannae know what they're all going on aboot, though. Back in my day, we used to play on pitches up at Burnden Park that were caked in 3 inch deep mud from goalmouth to goalmouth. All uneven like. Really bad. And that were in August!
Well, better goes. Hopin for a fulsome performance tonite. I dannae know what fulsome means, but it sounds good! :happy:
Fame at last ! !