DTS
The Business
Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on.
Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in there and I had a good chat with Callan, Mr Stingfellow and the AAS boys. All good banter.
Cockles is Back was also in there looking fighting fit. He told me that he was hiding in there from Friedlm Holm who had earlier called him a knob.
After a few of the amber nectres I went to the gents as you do to drain the weasle. As I got in there an old boy who sat by the bar (Sure McNasty can name him) walked past me and proceeded to chuck up the entire contents of his stomach up. As a good citizen I advised Ken of this and he went to check.
I was sure he was going to need hospital treatment. In fact all he needed was another pint which he then proceeded to drink. Possibly one of the best drinking comebacks I have ever seen.
Next the East Stand. Last night was my second ever visit to the East. My last time was a game vs Middlesborough in the mid 1990's so had quiet an open mind.
Got to say what a freak show in there. I honestly felt like Dad of DtS and I had been dropped into the land of the living dead. Everyone around us appeared to be on a care in the community day trip. Daggers Kev looked quite sensible compared to this lot round me. Possible exception was Yorkshire Blue and his mates (And that is only a possible exception).
We had seats almost next to the dug out and I have got to say I hated it. I always imagined the players really cared and got stuck in. The penalty save which made me leap in the air with joy didnt even get a reaction from the miserable Hooper, Richards and Gower - Most disapointing lads. Brush and Tilly in comparison went mental.
Loads of tools around me giving Tilly stick and you know that he can hear it. Dont be knobs lads.
Worse was to come from Gower. During a stop in play I decided to look at the bench. As I looked up the G-Man had his finger wedged up his nose. Nothing from with that - We all have to do it.
What I was about to witness was unacceptable. G-Man pulled his finger out his nostrills and proceeded to casually eat the evidence. I winced in pain behind Dad of DtS who was equally outraged. Is this what we expect from professionals players. There were many young kids by the tunnel. I have written to the club today to complain.
We had a good view of the directors box where the 8ft giant that is Zoltan was there. Also in attendance was Mrs Zoltan who was pretty small. In fact she was smaller than Zoltan's nose which worried me. I can only assume they use a sytem of pullys and weights when geting down to action as something dosent quite work there.
All in all a good work and a hatrick from Lee Bradbury that comes around less frequently that a lunar eclispse.
The only downside is that after there were some insavory scenes at the 4000 strong mob from the Cheltenham Murder Squad wanted revenge for Collis's last minute save. Luckily I was with the old man so we didnt get invloved but I hear they were naughty.
Top fun and all for £10 - Roll on Daggers.
Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in there and I had a good chat with Callan, Mr Stingfellow and the AAS boys. All good banter.
Cockles is Back was also in there looking fighting fit. He told me that he was hiding in there from Friedlm Holm who had earlier called him a knob.
After a few of the amber nectres I went to the gents as you do to drain the weasle. As I got in there an old boy who sat by the bar (Sure McNasty can name him) walked past me and proceeded to chuck up the entire contents of his stomach up. As a good citizen I advised Ken of this and he went to check.
I was sure he was going to need hospital treatment. In fact all he needed was another pint which he then proceeded to drink. Possibly one of the best drinking comebacks I have ever seen.
Next the East Stand. Last night was my second ever visit to the East. My last time was a game vs Middlesborough in the mid 1990's so had quiet an open mind.
Got to say what a freak show in there. I honestly felt like Dad of DtS and I had been dropped into the land of the living dead. Everyone around us appeared to be on a care in the community day trip. Daggers Kev looked quite sensible compared to this lot round me. Possible exception was Yorkshire Blue and his mates (And that is only a possible exception).
We had seats almost next to the dug out and I have got to say I hated it. I always imagined the players really cared and got stuck in. The penalty save which made me leap in the air with joy didnt even get a reaction from the miserable Hooper, Richards and Gower - Most disapointing lads. Brush and Tilly in comparison went mental.
Loads of tools around me giving Tilly stick and you know that he can hear it. Dont be knobs lads.
Worse was to come from Gower. During a stop in play I decided to look at the bench. As I looked up the G-Man had his finger wedged up his nose. Nothing from with that - We all have to do it.
What I was about to witness was unacceptable. G-Man pulled his finger out his nostrills and proceeded to casually eat the evidence. I winced in pain behind Dad of DtS who was equally outraged. Is this what we expect from professionals players. There were many young kids by the tunnel. I have written to the club today to complain.
We had a good view of the directors box where the 8ft giant that is Zoltan was there. Also in attendance was Mrs Zoltan who was pretty small. In fact she was smaller than Zoltan's nose which worried me. I can only assume they use a sytem of pullys and weights when geting down to action as something dosent quite work there.
All in all a good work and a hatrick from Lee Bradbury that comes around less frequently that a lunar eclispse.
The only downside is that after there were some insavory scenes at the 4000 strong mob from the Cheltenham Murder Squad wanted revenge for Collis's last minute save. Luckily I was with the old man so we didnt get invloved but I hear they were naughty.
Top fun and all for £10 - Roll on Daggers.
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