Tykes to take a tanking......

[Sean 2]

I have just received a sensational exclusive report handed to me from S.A.T.V. towers.It reads as follows...........

"Saturday will be dry with sunny spells.Unusually warm for April.Min temp22C-Max temp25C .Forecast for the Southend area."

Seems you're getting stuffed this time then BAAAAAARNSHLEY.
No rain = no frickin puddles in front of goal.

We're gonna make you sweat hard chasing our tidy ball players about in that heat and if you choose to hoof upfield we'll gladly collect it up and start on you all over again!

Let's see how you get on in the second half THIS time yer dirty norfern monkeys

:finger:

 

[Skyblue]

Well said Shrimp.

 

[prittlewellshrimper]

Yea Cheating Fcukwits Aint Gonna Get Lucky Twice !!

 

[Blueshrimper]

They have 2 defenders out aswell. That can only be a good thing!

 

[silentshrimper]

We just dont no if our players are going to be up for it though or not these days, sorry to be negative! I think we will win this one 2-1.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

They have 2 defenders out aswell. That can only be a good thing!

They're from oop Nooorth ,that can only be a bad thing .

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

Let's see how you get on in the second half THIS time yer dirty norfern monkeys

:finger:

You go out you drink ten pints
You get f**kin' plastered
You come home you beat the wife
Dirty nothern b**tards!

:finger:

 

[Sean 2]

You go out you drink ten pints
You get f**kin' plastered
You come home you beat the wife
Dirty nothern b**tards!

:finger:

:hilarious: gotta love 'em aintcha

 

[Skyblue]

How important is that guy who got sent off last week to them?

 

[Hazey]

He is their captain. Enough said.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

How important is that guy who got sent off last week to them?

Very ,but he also got fined by the Club ,something about him drinking lots of pints and getting plastered and he went home and beat his wife ,the Dirty northern Baaastard .:)

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Good news!!

 

[MilkeySUFC]

Good news!!

Not for his wife, it wasn't!!!

 

[mattytheshrimper]

lest just hope that the team that beat preston turns up not the col ewe lot

 

[Ricky Otto]

Ferenczi aside I really don't see anything in that side that should worry us in the slightest.

 

[Kestrel]

Ferenczi aside I really don't see anything in that side that should worry us in the slightest.

while i agree, i see plenty in our side that should worry us considerably

:flamer:

Al

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Some people I've spoken to about Barnsley seem to think we only have to turn up to get a win - we should err on the side of caution with our predictions methinks as they are fighting tooth and nail for survival in this league just like we are. At least as they need the win as much as we do, they probably won't sit back and defend all game....

Incidentally, ieafing through the London Lite on the way back home this evening I noticed that they had, once again, tipped us to lose. If all their predictions had happened for real this season we'd have about ten points I reckon...

 

[Micky Finn]

I
We're gonna make you sweat hard chasing our tidy ball players about in that heat
:finger:

Ahh, I see, like you did on telly against Colchester last week?? We'll all look forward to that then. :hilarious:

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

Ahh, I see, like you did on telly against Colchester last week?? We'll all look forward to that then. :hilarious:

Let's see if you still find it funny this time tomorrow shall we? :finger:

I'm actually allowing myself to get a bit confident about this match!

:eek:

 

[Micky Finn]

Steady on, I agree with you about the result. Home banker for your lot. Just had to laugh at the "tidy ball players" bit :hilarious: Pull the other one, you're just as ****-poor as us. Back to the alehouse league for both of us, I suspect.:(