What sort of swim wear is it then?????

[Cricko]

Put your tongue away lee :smile:

Are you sure that was his tongue Jacks?.....:scared:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Oh dear, look, you don't want to be posting pics like that of yourself with this bunch of pervs! Welcome, another lady to the site can only be a good thing - these blokes need keeping in order!

 

[Tinks]

Are you sure that was his tongue Jacks?.....:scared:

Do you know something I don't then John?

 

[Ricey]

ricey , i'm trying to work out if that's your boyfriend or mum?

Boyfriend? I'm not the one pretending to be a female? Or are you? Are you one of those freaks born with both. Even though mummy had your meat and two veg chopped off you still pretend to be a big hard man on the internet to take away the fact you long to be a man. Don't worry just don't use the bleach on your tash for a while and no one will know the difference.

 

[Hotman]

Boyfriend? I'm not the one pretending to be a female? Or are you? Are you one of those freaks born with both. Even though mummy had your meat and two veg chopped off you still pretend to be a big hard man on the internet to take away the fact you long to be a man. Don't worry just don't use the bleach on your tash for a while and no one will know the difference.

still a bit of sore bum from last night?

 

[Ricey]

still a bit of sore bum from last night?

Yeah I do actually, had a tough couple of days worth of circuits in the gym. Blimey I thought with all the time I was not posting on here you would of thought of some new material.

 

[jamesmut2000]

Oh dear, look, you don't want to be posting pics like that of yourself with this bunch of pervs! Welcome, another lady to the site can only be a good thing - these blokes need keeping in order!

Ignore OBL - feel free to post as many pictures as you like!!

 

[Hotman]

Yeah I do actually, had a tough couple of days worth of circuits in the gym. Blimey I thought with all the time I was not posting on here you would of thought of some new material.

i'd have thought you'd have started using vaseline you dirty *******

 

[Hotman]

Ignore OBL - feel free to post as many pictures as you like!!

seconded !!!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

This is last year in Ibiza but really feel like a change, swim suits will look hot right?? Thats me on the right

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and how do you make these pics bigger???

Not sure about making the pic bigger, but it's certainly made summat of mine bigger :winking:

 

[Benfleet A1]

Oh dear, look, you don't want to be posting pics like that of yourself with this bunch of pervs!

Scandlious remark, I was aquitted.

 

[sufc_tom]

seconded !!!

Thirded, will you be showing what ones you like/dislike on us for to 'debate'?



(Worth a try.....)

 

[Roxy]

Hi Shrimpin
Great to have another female Shrimper on the zone and might I add a very good post :clap:
Am off to Barcelona from the new Southend Airport later this year with the girls and normally I would tend to buy a bikini (or two) at the airport, however, not sure what Southend's airport shopping will be like?
Personally, I love getting to the airport early to enable more shopping and time for a few pre-flight drinks :party:
I tend to opt for a bikini to enable maximum tanning, however you may also like to consider something of the 'skirtini' variety - Ted Baker had some great ones last year. Am sure you will all look great whatever you wear, let us know what you decide.

Best wishes, R x.
For the male zoners on this board, see below for 'skirtini' pic ... :look:

 

[Uncle Leo]

This is last year in Ibiza but really feel like a change, swim suits will look hot right?? Thats me on the right

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and how do you make these pics bigger???

This is exactly the sort of behaviour that we like to encourage at ShrimperZone.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

This is exactly the sort of behaviour that we like to encourage at ShrimperZone.

As a owner mod this was the words ive been waiting to hear,coming soon pictures of a 18 stone fugly me in a thongkini.

 

[Uncle Leo]

As a owner mod this was the words ive been waiting to hear,coming soon pictures of a 18 stone fugly me in a thongkini.

Bring it on. Video too if possible.

 

[Tinks]

As a owner mod this was the words ive been waiting to hear,coming soon pictures of a 18 stone fugly me in a thongkini.

Come on then Tone, dont keep us all in suspense

 

[Shrimpin]

Thirded, will you be showing what ones you like/dislike on us for to 'debate'?



(Worth a try.....)

Hi Thomas, well maybe I could give you a little peak from saturday night/sunday morning at Cargo. Maybe alittle to over dressed for the beach but lets just say I think it had the desired effect!!! PS I am looking far too white compared to the other girlies!!! my holiday tan has long gone!

Tinks I must try your suggestion?? I like it!!
(me on the right with my hair curly)

 

[Medway Blue]

I like this thread.

Well, most of it.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

This is last year in Ibiza but really feel like a change, swim suits will look hot right?? Thats me on the right

View attachment 1674

and how do you make these pics bigger???

Hi Thomas, well maybe I could give you a little peak from saturday night/sunday morning at Cargo. Maybe alittle to over dressed for the beach but lets just say I think it had the desired effect!!! PS I am looking far too white compared to the other girlies!!! my holiday tan has long gone!

Tinks I must try your suggestion?? I like it!!
(me on the right with my hair curly)
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Well going by the 2 pictures, you have different coloured hair in each photo, fair enough....but you look like 2 totally different people, so I think things are quite as they seem:unsure: