davewebbsbrain
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Kevin Bond tactical master plan:
1. Take goal kicks short and sideways so we can get our player trapped in our corner under pressure.
2. Long, slooooowwwww passes across the front of our own penalty area are the best idea!
3. Faff about with the ball at the back for a while to pad the possession stats while achieving nothing at all. GK to CB to CB to Mid to CB back to GK, etc.
4. Then either A: Milligan gives the ball away needlessly in midfield or B: Hoof a hopeful 40 yard punt up for Elvis or Goodship to chase.
5. Play a left back and a centre forward as wingers. Ndukwu must be loving that he always comes on when we're 2 or more goals behind.
Bond needs to go ASAP or we are in for many more embarrassing losses.
Absolutely spot on