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  1. amsemp

    Sia - Elastic Heart Music Video

    Sia - Elastic Heart Music Video - Art or Pedophilia? The music video for Elastic Heart by Sia has been gathering quite a lot of attention recently and it seems that quite a few people are split on whether it is 'beautiful art', or pedophilia. Bare in mind that the man, Shia LaBeouf, is 28 and...
  2. Tarquin Fauntleroy

    Stubborn Floaters

    Evening Chaps! I've had a few pints of Dublins finest and to put it bluntly, it loosened my bowels and caused me to have a gargantuan movement. As expected, it was a mixture of gravy and meatballs, but this time, things are eerily different. I flushed the carzie, washed my hands and settled...
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    X-Files Special: Prince of Wales really is a Charlie

    From Mark Steyn writing on NRO: According to His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, we only have 96 months left to save the planet. I’m impressed. 96 months. Not 95. Not 97. July 2017. Put it in your diary. Usually the warm-mongers stick to the same old drone that we only have ten years left...
  4. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
  5. MY SOUTHEND UNITED DIARY

    Today is a sad day. I got wrong at the clinic on yesterday’s yesterday for punching Sara’s lights out but it wasn’t my fault. She shouldn’t mess with rubber bands because they can have your eye out and she shouldn’t take them off my parachute man anyway. Thackery say’s I have to apologise when...
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